The Cockroach Gossip Center

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Zhang Youyou transmigrates into another world. Her family is dirt poor, and all she has left is a bookshop that's about to go under.

She takes a look at the golden finger Heaven has given her: the Cockroach Unlimited Breeding System.

She shudders from head to toe.

System: Dear Host, the cockroaches you breed can relay all kinds of information to you in real time!

As everyone knows, cockroaches can get anywhere, are incredibly common, impossible to catch or kill, fast, and able to fly!

She clenches her fist.

Great!

Then she'll start a newspaper and collect all the gossip in the world!

The next day, the scourge of the jianghu, The Cockroach Gazette, goes on sale for the first time and sells out as soon as it hits the stands.

Headlines: Shocking! Esteemed righteous expert runs naked through the streets and pole-dances, all because...

Confucian scholar's private fetishes revealed! Rushes home and can't wait to take off... sniff...

I went to a brothel and discovered that the top courtesan is actually my senior brother???

Club tips: A quick guide to hand-rolling the roundest booger balls

Bandit robs an old man of his excrement in broad daylight! Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?

With the help of her endlessly multiplying cockroaches, Zhang Youyou becomes the richest person in the jianghu and its biggest newspaper distributor.

Her slogan: There isn't a secret in the world she doesn't know!

Everyone in the jianghu is on edge. The major sects, righteous and evil alike, unite to hunt down Zhang Youyou, the "demonic" menace.

Who could have guessed that their meeting to plan the hunt would be crushed by the Martial Alliance Leader?

The youngest, most handsome, coldest, and most famously woman-averse Alliance Leader in history faces down ten thousand enemies with a single sword. "Zhang Youyou is my wife. Whoever touches her dies!"

Everyone is stunned.

Behind him, Zhang Youyou sticks out her tongue at the crowd smugly. "Can't touch me, can you? Bleh!"

Who knew that this handsome, cool guy was a kind soul who secretly feeds tiny grains of millet to cockroaches with a blush on his face?

Yan Yao: "Because I love you, and that means loving everything you love."

Later, the System upgrades and introduces a new formula.

Zhang Youyou invents Kangfuxin Liquid in ancient times. Once the miracle medicine comes out, it proves unstoppable. Countless people drink it while gagging, then cry and kneel to beg for more.

A single stomp from her makes the market tremble, and she can influence the whole world in an instant.

The cockroaches in this story are based on the giant cockroaches of Guangdong. They have pigtails and can fly.

Blurb saved on January 30, 2025, at 22:44

Theme: Finding joy and happiness in the world is the meaning of life.