[New story: I Turned Into a Cat and Stepped on the CEO's Chest] Now live!
First delight!!!
A forceful, possessive romance, taking down a soft and beautiful husband.
Song Wenwen: "My lady, please observe proper decorum. Do not be so... forward."
Lou Yu: "We're married, so you're mine. What's wrong with touching you?"
She said it with perfect confidence.
Second delight!!!
Outsmarting the wicked mother-in-law.
Madam Song: "You little hussy, get over here and help me wash up."
Lou Yu opened her big eyes, looking utterly innocent. "I don't know how. Mother-in-law, could you show me?"
Madam Song washed up once.
"Do you understand now, you idiot?"
"Not yet. Show me again." Lou Yu kept playing dumb.
Madam Song washed up a second time.
"Oh, you're all done. Looks like there's nothing for me to do!" Quick on her feet, Lou Yu slipped away. Nyah nyah nyah~
Madam Song: "You, you, you, " She stamped her feet in fury.
Third delight!!!
Putting the stepson through 6,127 kinds of hardship.
The wicked mother-in-law forces Lou Yu to look after her stepson.
Lou Yu: "Come on, I'll sign you up for the best school." Classes every day from six in the morning to six at night.
Lou Yu: "Come on, I'll hire you tutors. Lots of them." Doctor Li, Teacher Zhang, Scholar Wang... The stepson has classes from six in the morning till midnight.
From then on, the stepson lived a life of rising earlier than a chicken and going to bed later than a dog. There were 365 days in the year, and not one day off.
Lou Yu: "Let me show you what it's like to be an elementary school student in the twenty-first century."
Everyone: Lou Yu really is a wonderful stepmother, virtuous and kind.
Madam Song: "…"
Stepson: "…"
Fourth delight!!!
After a year without a child, she's pressured to take a concubine.
Madam Song: "Starting today, you will take a concubine for my son. Otherwise, I'll personally fill his courtyard with women."
Lou Yu rolled her eyes. Just wait and see.
The next day.
A crowd of beauties in pink, yellow, blue, and green gathered around Lou Yu, giggling and vying for her attention.
"Look at me, Sister." "Get out of the way! I'm the one Sister likes best." "Come give me a kiss, Sister." "Let me feed you grapes, Sister."
Song Wenwen came in, awkwardly shuffling his feet. He'd decided to indulge his wife's wishes tonight... What are you doing?!
Lou Yu was sitting there, one beauty in her left arm and another in her right, beaming from ear to ear.
"You, you, " Song Wenwen's possessiveness flared. His wife should only look at him. "How can you hold someone else?!"
Fifth delight!!!
Later, everyone in the capital envied Lou Yu. How did she manage to live such a delightful life?
The heroine is Lou Yu. In her previous life, she was a powerful woman; in this life, she wants to lie flat and live as a happy slacker. She was thirty before transmigrating and is eighteen afterward. She's smart, outgoing, sharp-tongued, highly skilled in martial arts, fond of beautiful people, and good at cursing.
A note: The heroine is a shameless flirt who likes to tease the hero with cheesy pickup lines.
A note: The story is split evenly between household intrigue, face-slapping, and sweet moments between the leads.
One-on-one romance, no harem, romance-focused, sweet and indulgent, lighthearted and funny, feel-good, the woman teases the man, the man spoils the woman, household intrigue and face-slapping, marriage before love.
The hero is Song Wenwen, a reserved, proper, and abstinent gentleman, twenty-five years old, Vice Minister of Rites, handsome, and well-built.
The hero is a virgin and has had no other partners. The stepson is someone else's child, foisted on the hero.
Theme: Enjoy life. Wherever you are, make the best of it and live happily and joyfully!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! This writing is awesome. I have learned this knowledge!!! I want to play like this in the future, it's so fun [Cat Head]
Finished spreading flowers!!! Thank you for your hard work~ Is there any extra story?!!
Yuyu's food is really good, and the food we eat outside is also delicious, hehe (???)
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Kirin is so pitiful: (dog head)
Is this the end?
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~ Congratulations on the completion 💪
So sweet(???ω??`)
Throw a ball, what's going on? Have I seen this before? The little angel calls you to update~
Lou Yu has 50,000 taels given by Song Wenwen. When will he be able to write 5,000 or 6,000 words a day?