(Journey to the West) This Monk Has Arrived

The adorable, invincible Wukong: actually a fake little boy, a Super Saiyan who transforms into a giant ape whenever he gets angry; The beautiful Bajie: actually a cross-dressing guy who loves reading Jump and Playboy and is ridiculously full of himself; The brooding, melancholy Wujing: actually a middle-aged man who worries about his hairstyle, worries about eating, and is perpetually gloomy about everything. And then there's me, supposedly Jin Chanzi reborn, the hapless soul tasked with completing the pilgrimage to the west that I failed to finish in my previous life. I said, "Great One, doesn't making a woman transmigrate into a man sound a little outrageous?" The Great One said, "A little outrageous is good for your health." Thanks to Yuluo's Photoshop site for making this picture for me. I love it! A few things to know before reading: 1. This story is purely for entertainment, and the plot is fictional. I have no intention of insulting the original Journey to the West, so please don't read it with a nitpicky eye and tear it apart. Baitu is deeply grateful! 2. The author is a very, extremely, exceptionally pure person~ 3. This story is one-on-one, with several other couples as well. 4. The pictures in the story aren't my original work; I only borrowed from them. Thanks to the person who made this wonderful comparison. 5. This story is a huge source of shock, far beyond the ordinary. Be warned. If you don't like parodies, please click the X on the right. Announcement: "Here Comes This Humble Monk" is complete. Around Children's Day, I'll be releasing Baitu's new work, "The Grudge Arrives," about Kayako, the Queen of the Grudge, being summoned to the Empire of Hitatoto as an "Apus." It's a fanfic of "The Heavens Are as Red as Blood." Look forward to it! Let me say again for everyone reading: Baitu's purpose in writing is to give readers a good laugh without making them exert a single brain cell. Those who've supported Baitu for a long time know that my writing style is parody and vulgar humor, with no intention of insulting anyone. If anything in this story offends you or touches a sore spot, please believe me, it wasn't intentional. Please tell me about it, and I'll carefully revise it, rather than using a nitpicky eye to discourage me from writing. To me, that would not only be an insult to me, but also to the friends who've supported me and left ratings and comments. I'm an office worker, and life comes with plenty of stress. I want to turn that stress into motivation for writing and bring joy to friends like me who have troubles and pain in real life. If you can't accept Baitu's style of parody, then I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to click the X on the right. O(∩_∩)O Thank you! I'll try to update daily. Everyone's welcome to stop by and shower me with flowers! An old completed story, guaranteed to make you laugh till you drop: . A friend's story, a silly tale currently updating daily: . Here's my little home. Everyone's welcome to drop by! Premise: