Thanks to Youai for the lovely cover!
←_← This is the parody version of the cover, and →_→ this is the serious-drama version (scared you, huh?). I personally love the parody one, O(∩_∩)O haha!
Kayako, a bound earth spirit, was summoned by the god of the abyss, Apsu, to the ancient Hittite Empire.
Kail: Please bless the Hittite Empire with strength and peace.
Kayako: Sure.
Queen Nakiya: Please kill Prince Kail and make my son king of this country.
Kayako: Sure.
Ramesses: Please help me seize power in Egypt.
Kayako: Sure.
Yuri: Please help me get back to Japan.
Kayako: I can't even get back myself, so don't count on me.
Urushi: Please help me grow a little dick.
Kayako: Get lost!
This story will go VIP on the evening of July 12. Some chapters may be locked retroactively, so please don't buy them if you've already read them. Chapters 41-42 are new; the earlier chapters will be locked, so please don't buy them if you've read them already. Thanks!
I'll try to update daily. Everyone's welcome to drop by and shower me with flowers!
Here's an old, completed story that will make you laugh yourself to death:
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Grass! What a crappy ending you spent money to see! Bah!
This is a cheating ending. Kailu Yuri and his friends are too selfish. Just because they want to keep Yuri, they have to use others, even ghosts. . . ! !
You are cheating me, you are so cheating, what is the ending?,,,,
It's so depressing to spend money to see an unhappy ending.
What's your ending? What a cheat! ! ! ! !
She already knew it. You know this when you want to elope
I saw it wrong. I saw it wrong. It was an expectation. It's okay. It's okay.
Is this, this, this, the end? ? ? ? ?
Come on! ! ! ! !
Final chapter, I'm waiting for you
Were they all sent back to Liaoning on the day of their wedding? ? 8 Really~~What should Ulusi do~~ His eyes are gouging~
Was Yan YeYe really arrested? ? Stuck here~~beat it, you, you are too kind~Sang Xin! !
Grass! What a crappy ending you spent money to see! Bah!
This is a cheating ending. Kailu Yuri and his friends are too selfish. Just because they want to keep Yuri, they have to use others, even ghosts. . . ! !
You are cheating me, you are so cheating, what is the ending?,,,, It's so depressing to spend money to see an unhappy ending.
What's your ending? What a cheat! ! ! ! !
She already knew it. You know this when you want to elope
I saw it wrong. I saw it wrong. It was an expectation. It's okay. It's okay.
Is this, this, this, the end? ? ? ? ?
Come on! ! ! ! ! Final chapter, I'm waiting for you
Were they all sent back to Liaoning on the day of their wedding? ? 8 Really~~What should Ulusi do~~ His eyes are gouging~
Was Yan YeYe really arrested? ? Stuck here~~beat it, you, you are too kind~Sang Xin! !