Don't Lay Eggs for That Scumbag!

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An innocent, beautiful dragon demon with off-the-charts fighting ability x a gentle, good-natured celestial with daddy vibes

Long Ye is a dragon demon. To avoid becoming a demon dragon, he has to leave the mountain and seek the Seven Emotions Tears to cleanse the fierce energy in his dragon heart.

Before he left, his family earnestly warned him: “Our dragon clan can pair with any other race out there. Just remember to stay away from scumbags. You absolutely must not lay eggs for a scumbag!”

His family worried about Long Ye, not only because he was young and beautiful, but also because their family had a “scumbag magnet” constitution. Whenever they left the mountain, they always ran into scumbag gong who tricked them.

Long Ye took the warning to heart: no laying eggs for scumbags. But soon after leaving the mountain, he met a strange man who looked just like a scumbag. Without thinking too much, he lashed the man with his dragon tail. “Scumbag! Stop following me! I'm not laying eggs for you!”

The man: ? A little dragon can lay eggs?!

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Huan Xu is a celestial official. On one trip to the mortal realm, he encountered an injured little dragon. Worried that the difference between gods and demons would scare the little dragon, he hid his identity as a celestial official and treated the dragon's wounds.

Huan Xu was a naturally born immortal, owing his existence to heaven and earth. For thousands of years, he had never had any worldly desires.

Yet when he saw the little dragon's big eyes glaring at him from time to time, his throat bobbed. When he saw the little dragon's smooth, damp horns tinged faintly red, his throat bobbed again. When he saw the little dragon bite his lip, eyes red with pain, countless steamy scenes flashed through his mind...

Later, when Long Ye wanted sweet cakes, Huan Xu took out spiritual jade and gems to exchange for money to buy them. When Long Ye wanted to learn water manipulation, Huan Xu stood under a waterfall and practiced with him. When Long Ye was cursed and turned into a little child in his oral phase who bit people's nipples, Huan Xu silently let him bite...

The little celestial official accompanying them stared in shock. Oh heavens, who said this official would never fall in love? He was practically giving all his cultivation to that dragon demon.

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Huan Xu treated Long Ye better and better, and Long Ye gradually let down his guard. But an accident brought on Long Ye's heat period without warning.

The two spent the whole night making love, but the next day, chaos suddenly erupted in the demon realm. Huan Xu was urgently summoned back to the celestial realm and left in such a hurry that he had no time to say goodbye.

One day in heaven was a year in the mortal realm. When they met again, pearl-bright scale patterns had appeared across Long Ye's beautiful face, and his lower abdomen was visibly swollen.

Huan Xu was shocked and heartbroken. He kept asking who had done this to him.

Long Ye was shocked and furious. With an egg inside him, he transformed into a dragon and whipped Huan Xu with his tail, cursing him as a “scumbag” before storming off.

Huan Xu, who had lost his memory after a night of furious fucking: ???!!!

● One-on-one, happy ending, both are sexually inexperienced

● The dragon is a demon beast. He has a heat period and can lay eggs.

● There will be eggs in the main story, but no child-rearing.

Upcoming historical fantasy pregnancy novel

The Emperor Wants His Minister Dead, but His Minister Is Carrying the Crown Prince

A cool, beautiful minister who is a master at training dogs x an obsessive, gloomy little wolf-dog emperor

In the third year of Jingzhi, the new emperor Xiao Zong changed the reign title to Xuanding. He promoted eunuchs, curbed the power of ministers, purged the Empress Dowager's faction, and finally forced the Chief Minister to confess his crimes with an imperial edict.

Chief Minister Du Heng came from a poor family and was exceptionally clever. Through ruthless methods, he rose to the highest ranks and instituted reforms, only to be outmaneuvered by the puppet child emperor who had just ascended the throne.

A purge meant to bring down Du destroyed the reform plan he had spent years putting in place. Du Heng had not yet been convicted, but he was imprisoned in the Directorate of Imprisonment. Xiao Zong secretly came to visit him with poison, but rather than killing Du Heng, the poison brought about an outrageous incident that shocked them both.

After one night of passion, Xiao Zong could not bring himself to kill him.

Months later, Prince Rui returned to the capital with troops and rebelled, pointing his sword at Xiao Zong. “Where is Ruofang? Where have you locked him up?”

Xiao Zong smiled. “Du Heng is mine. Don't even think about it.”

Prince Rui gritted his teeth. “Fine. Then whoever is emperor gets to decide.”

Just as the two men faced off, another person arrived with a separate elite force and surrounded the great hall.

When Xiao Zong and Prince Rui saw him, they both cried out, “Ruofang!”

Du Heng's lower abdomen was slightly rounded. He walked calmly to the front of the hall, his expression as cool and proud as ever.

“Both of you, shut up. Whoever I choose will be the emperor.”

Bonus scene:

“Your Majesty, the Crown Prince won't stop crying. He keeps demanding to see Chief Minister Du.”

“The Crown Prince wants to see Chief Minister Du?” Xiao Zong closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead, then said in a muffled voice, “Tell him Chief Minister Du is busy checking the annual tax records. I can't get so much as a glimpse of him all day. Crying won't help.”

“Your Majesty...” The attendant hesitated, frowning. “The Crown Prince is still young, and he has not eaten for half a day. He needs milk, but the wet nurse can't get near him at all...”

As if remembering something, Xiao Zong suddenly opened his eyes. “Quick, bring the Crown Prince here. I'll take him to see Chief Minister Du myself!”

● One-on-one, happy ending, both are sexually inexperienced

● An alternate historical setting, with government institutions modeled on the Ming dynasty

● There is political intrigue, but not much. In the later part, the emperor does whatever the Chief Minister says.

Theme: Purity and kindness can cleanse evil and cruelty.