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A flirtatious, obliviously straight, gay-shy bottom x a long-haired, tea-loving ghost top who transmigrated from ancient times to the modern day
Looking back on his life, Zhong Xiaobei felt it had been pretty exciting. No, to be precise, it had been downright explosive.
In his career, he had worked as a male ICU nurse, streamed on camera wearing black stockings, met a ghost physician from ancient times who had transmigrated to the modern day, and switched careers to become an acupuncturist with the ghost's help.
In love, he went from being a gay-shy straight man to someone who got soaking wet whenever a male ghost touched him. Not only had he turned gay, he was the one on the bottom...
And the explosive story all began when a little black cat showed up at his door and shamelessly mooched off him...
This one's essence is no ordinary person's: nuzzle, nuzzle, lick, lick.
This one's looks are no ordinary person's: nuzzle, nuzzle, lick, lick.
The male ghost possessed the little cat and happily licked Zhong Xiaobei. Then, one day, he accidentally revealed his true form.
Even after that, the ghost only went from openly rubbing against him to sneaking around. Whenever he was caught, he'd still sniffle and act pitiful, leaving Zhong Xiaobei utterly helpless against him.
#I know I shouldn't cling to you, young master, but if I don't stay by your side, I have nowhere else to go...
#If I were a girl, perhaps you wouldn't reject me...
#I'm so scared. Can you hold me?
A straight man doesn't understand a tea-loving flirt. He only knows something feels off. Zhong Xiaobei was still clueless right up until the moment he was turned gay.
Later, the two of them lay on the bed, drenched in sweat, with everything around them in disarray. Zhong Xiaobei's mind went blank, then he asked again, baffled, "Xu Yan, when did you start following me?"
Xu Yan hesitated for a moment, brushed back the long hair at his temple, and confessed with a blush, "Since I was a cat."
The instant Zhong Xiaobei learned the truth, he fell apart. So the one who watched him shower every day and slept with him from the beginning was a male ghost?!!!
● The top is a male ghost who transmigrated from ancient times to the modern day and needs to absorb the bottom's vital essence to maintain his soul.
● The bottom used to stream on camera wearing black stockings and playing with cats. He never showed his face or body, and never spoke.
● The bottom is oblivious but a total catch. The top is fiercely possessive, always competing and fighting for him, and won't let anyone get close.
● The story includes medical content. The author isn't a professional, so just enjoy it for fun.
● One-on-one, happy ending. They are each other's first love.
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Historical BL: Don't Lay Eggs for a Scumbag! Blurb
A pure, beautiful dragon demon bottom with an outrageous fighting ability x a gentle, good-natured celestial top with daddy vibes
Long Ye is a dragon demon. To avoid turning into a demon dragon, he must leave the mountain and search for the Tears of the Seven Emotions to wash away the violent qi in his dragon heart.
Before he leaves, his family tells him earnestly, "Our dragon clan can mate with any nonhuman species out there. Just remember to stay away from scumbags. You absolutely must not lay eggs for one!"
His family worries about Long Ye not only because he's young and beautiful, but also because everyone in their family has a knack for attracting scumbags. Whenever they leave the mountain, they always run into a scumbag top who deceives them.
Long Ye takes the warning not to lay eggs for scumbags to heart. But not long after leaving the mountain, he meets a strange man who looks just like a scumbag. Without thinking twice, he lashes out at the man with his dragon tail. "Scumbag! Stop following me! I'm not laying eggs for you!"
The man: ? A little dragon can lay eggs?!
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Huan Xu is a celestial official. On a trip to the mortal realm, he comes across an injured little dragon. Worried that the difference between gods and demons will frighten him, he hides his identity as a celestial official and helps the little dragon recover.
Huan Xu is a celestial being born of heaven and earth. In all the countless millennia of his life, he has never felt worldly desire.
But whenever he sees the little dragon's wide eyes glaring at him, his throat bobs. When he sees the little dragon's smooth, damp, slightly reddened horns, his throat bobs again. When he sees the little dragon biting his lip, his eyes reddened with pain, countless sensual images flash through his mind...
Later, when Long Ye wants sweet cakes, Huan Xu takes out spiritual jade and jewels to sell so he can buy them. When Long Ye wants to learn water control, Huan Xu stands beneath a waterfall and practices with him. When Long Ye is cursed and turns into a little kid in an oral phase who bites people's nipples, Huan Xu silently lets him bite...
The little celestial official traveling with them watches, dumbfounded. Heavens above, who said this celestial official couldn't fall in love? He's practically giving all his cultivation to that dragon demon.
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Huan Xu treats Long Ye better and better, and Long Ye gradually lets his guard down around him. But then an accident occurs, and Long Ye suddenly goes into heat.
The two spend the entire night making love, but the next day chaos breaks out in the demon realm. Huan Xu is urgently summoned back to the celestial realm and leaves in such a hurry that he has no time to say goodbye.
One day in heaven is one year in the mortal realm. When they meet again, pearl-like scales stripe Long Ye's beautiful face, and his belly is visibly swollen.
Huan Xu is shocked and heartbroken. He keeps asking who did this.
Long Ye is shocked and furious. Carrying an egg, he transforms into a dragon, smacks Huan Xu with his tail, yells "Scumbag!" and storms off.
Huan Xu, who can't remember a thing after spending the whole night at it: ???!!!
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Theme: Everyone has a purpose in life
I was recommended by the xhs home page. I was very interested in the copywriting. When I was collecting it, I saw that there were only 200 collections but I didn't have much hope (sorry 😣). I didn't expect to finish it. I was very surprised that the author's writing style is not the only collection. Thank you to every author who writes about Shuai Shou (also a US attack [Let Me Kangkang]) [Continue] Am I the first to fully subscribe [Let Me Kangkang]
A little late, but thanks for the limited fee! The flavor is very sweet, slightly astringent and has a very good flavor—— The relationship that has been reincarnated for thousands of years has finally come to fruition. I feel so touched when I see it ww Xiaoyan and Xiaobei must be happy like this. After reading this book, I personally think it is a book with a more positive taste for straight men. The most rude person appears. Fortunately, Brother Xu, who is sensitive to the smell of tea, is beside you. You two are the most suitable CP. Thank you to the author for your persistence. If you can show these stories, you are the best 🌈
Thanks for the limited exemption. The teacher's writing is so delicate and cute! It feels like a very unique flavor🥰🥰 Xiaobei is like a piece of honey black diamond toast. It often exudes a sweet smell on the outside. It looks fluffy and fluffy. It will be a bit hard when you bite it, but if you chew it slowly, you will get to the softest part. Xiao Xu looks a bit mint and milky green? Looking at the light mint color, it seems a bit harmless, but taking a big sip of it is cool and very aggressive. The sweetness hidden behind the cold feeling is not covered up. Just now I remembered that my body temperature is also cool ~ it is a harmless invisible attack. It's really a delicious afternoon tea for the two of you to taste together, yummy yummy The above is just my personal opinion. If you offend the anti-honey party and the anti-mint party, I will stand at attention and get beaten [glasses]
Nice! Thank you to the author for bringing this story into the world! Little Couple 99 💪 The author, keep up the good work!
[Purple Sugar] kswl thanks for the limited exemption, it's been a long time since I've seen such a good quality limited exemption article [Spread Flowers]
Checking in again ~ I came here from the article next door. In fact, I am not a person who follows serials very much. Sometimes I suddenly lose interest in reading articles for a long time. For example, I forgot to open Jinjiang for a while due to various things while pursuing this article. However, when I am under great pressure in this life, I click on the article and see them happy in another world, which will really heal me. The author is really good at writing. Xu Yan, the "green tea male ghost attacker", is well established. He has the background of a humble gentleman in ancient times. He is coquettish and clever but also has a little self-conscious elegance. When he protects Xiaobei, he is extremely reliable. The sense of propriety of "tea" is not boring at all, but the more you taste it, the more flavorful it becomes. The change of attitude of "straight man" Xiaobei is also very layered. From the helplessness of being entangled in the beginning, to the unconscious concern later, and then to the awkward entanglement after being tempted, the whole process of being turned over is written delicately and realistically. The integration of the ancient and modern times and supernatural settings in the plot line is also very natural. The sweetness of daily interactions and the twists and turns of the storyline are interspersed, which will not make people feel monotonous. The foreshadowing about the two people's past lives buried in the main plot is also very intriguing. Every time the past is revealed a little bit, it makes people want to explore where the bond between them comes from. The design of the supporting characters is also very bright. Even if Hao Shi and Fang Yingjun don't appear much, they still have their own little stories; Xiaobei's mother and aunt are one of the bad guys and the other is the red face. While watching nervously, they firmly believe that their mother will forgive them both; and the twilight Mr. Zhou Yuanshan still thinks about the inheritance of traditional Chinese medicine in the end and protects his relatives and disciples who have gone astray; fortunately, the rebellious disciple repented, and the display of "the benevolence of a doctor" is really shocking. Overall, it is a very poignant and sweet pet novel, especially the scenes where Xu Yan in the form of a black cat clings to Zhong Xiaobei, are cute and sweet (=^･^=). I have been following the updates all the way, and every time I see the little thoughts in the comments, I find them very cute. I always receive heartwarming replies when I leave comments silently, and I can feel the care between the lines. Especially when I saw the last message, I was really touched. I have always admired all the authors who write articles. It is difficult to imagine how much courage it takes to open a new pit and how much effort it takes to open a new pit. Especially when you can't receive positive feedback despite your efforts, thank you very much. Stick to your original intention and bring us such a good story and such good protagonists. Although I don't have much ability to give financial encouragement to Da Da at the moment, I will try my best to accompany Da Da on a longer journey. I hope that I will also work hard in this life, persist and persist, and encourage Da Da together. Looking forward to the new articles in the future, please pay more attention to your health while typing, and have a happy life~
Dear author: Seeing the words is like meeting each other, and the letter is soothing. Falling in love with you is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in this world. It's not about weighing the pros and cons, or coming up with ideas, but suddenly having you makes me worried about you and I can't let go of you. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning or a nap at noon, I love you. By the way, do you still have it in your draft box? [Cat head]
Just stay happy like this!
I can't do it anymore, Lao Xu is really an old-fashioned young man 🤗
That's it. The writing of this book is very good, and the rhythm is well controlled. It's a pleasure to read. I wish the author will write better and better 🧋