(Forthcoming novel: What Should I Do About My Socially Anxious Roommate Having a Crush on Me? The top: He sneaks glances at me at night. He wants to sleep with me! The bottom: Is there any way to discreetly, without offending him, take out this guy who snores at night?)
Kuang Ye had been an exemplary straight guy for nineteen years, so exemplary that he didn't even know gay people existed. That is, until he was assigned to a mixed-gender dorm for his sophomore year.
His roommates were friendly but strange. They wanted to see his pecs every day, and Kuang Ye assumed they were just admiring his physique.
Then one day, the dorm lost power.
Kuang Ye had just been coaxed by his roommate into taking off his T-shirt. Before he could reach for his clothes, something wet landed on his chest!
The exemplary straight guy of nineteen years was shaken to his very core! His roommate was actually licking his...
How could this be allowed!
After investigating, Kuang Ye learned that this was the sort of thing gay men did. So overnight, he transformed into a hardcore homophobe. He began guarding his virtue and avoiding the two roommates who coveted his pecs.
So he went to the only person in the dorm who "didn't covet his pecs" and, besides himself, was the only "straight guy," Fang Qinye.
"Bro, I feel safe around you. Let's stick together from now on."
Fang Qinye, who had brought ointment to apologize, shamelessly seized the opportunity. "Sure. Let's go to the gym."
Kuang Ye: ?
Fang Qinye suffered from a serious case of horniness, but his cleanliness obsession and high standards made it hard to find an outlet. For years, he had relied on medication and physical isolation to keep it under control.
But that day the dorm lost power. The air was charged, and he couldn't hold back. He bit the pecs he'd been longing for.
The next day, just as he was about to apologize, Kuang Ye came up to him and said they should go everywhere together.
Wasn't this the perfect chance to get close to him?
Then, in the very next moment, Kuang Ye asked, "Are you a homophobe too?"
Fang Qinye: ? He wasn't straight at all.
"I see you pull your clothes up to your chin every day. Did someone bite your chest too?"
As he spoke, Kuang Ye lifted his shirt and showed the bruises on his chest. "Gay guys are really scary."
Fang Qinye stared at that chest, then thought about what Kuang Ye had said. In the end, he decided to go along with it. "Yeah, gay guys are really scary."
Kuang Ye mistook Fang Qinye for a fellow homophobe. They went to class and ate together, and also... went to the gym.
Looking at Kuang Ye, who trusted him completely, Fang Qinye felt guilty even as he drooled over his bulging muscles.
Suddenly, Fang Qinye's nose started bleeding.
Kuang Ye was bench-pressing, but rushed over, accidentally bumping Fang Qinye with his pecs.
Fang Qinye squeezed his eyes shut, and his nosebleed poured out even more freely.
Kuang Ye: "You're out of shape. You should come to the gym more often."
Fang Qinye couldn't agree with that. He said wistfully, "Actually, I'm very fit..."
Note: (!!! Very important)
1. The top is a huge pervert. Don't apply this to real life. (If you can't handle it, run!)
2. Readers with strong preferences for either the top or the bottom should proceed with caution.
Theme: Live a healthy life
