
Straight, but Desired by a Homophobe in My Dreams!
直男,但在梦里被恐同觊觎!
by Purple Sweet Potato Bear (紫薯小熊)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 25k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Jiang You, the sickly young master of a wealthy family in Jiangcheng, became a rising heartthrob at Jingcheng University as soon as he started school.
The young master was handsome, came from a good family, and was adored by everyone on campus.
Someone once kindly posted on the campus forum: What could someone with a life like Jiang You's possibly have to worry about?
Jiang You woke up from a dream, mortified and furious.
Spend one night in my dreams, and you'll understand!
From his very first day at university, Jiang You, a straight man, kept dreaming about his aloof roommate.
In real life, they couldn't get through three sentences together. In his dreams, though, the man would kiss and cuddle him, leaving him soaked all over and unable to stand. It happened so often that Jiang You could barely function normally.
These dreams were seriously disrupting his daily life. He absolutely had to stop having them!
When he learned that physical contact could suppress the dreams, Jiang You, a straight man, put up with it for the sake of a healthy sleep schedule. But their cuddling had barely begun when it hit a wall: the upperclassman wanted to keep his distance.
Could he put up with that?
In a fit of frustration, Jiang You confessed to him.
And the cold, homophobic upperclassman... actually said yes.
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Since he couldn't get out of it, he would just have to face it bravely. They absolutely had to break up, but he absolutely had to stop dreaming, too.
So Jiang You came up with a brilliant plan: cuddle up to the upperclassman as much as possible, and make sure their cuddling got really intimate.
If the upperclassman wasn't back at the dorm, Jiang You would go find him, then casually bury his head against the man's stomach.
Jiang You: Surely a homophobic upperclassman will get angry and break up with me now!
Nope. That was fine. He had another step.
They could go on a date and watch a horror movie. Was it really too much to hold hands, hug, and bury his face in the upperclassman's chest?
Jiang You cackled: If you won't break up with me, then you're not homophobic!
Still no breakup? Fine! He had another step!
His hand hurt, so it was perfectly normal to ask the upperclassman for a kiss when his roommate wasn't around, right?
Jiang You: Surely you can meet this little request, can't you?
But the upperclassman agreed.
Jiang You was practically steaming: If you're not homophobic, then I'm still a straight man!
Later, the slender Jiang You was pinned to the bed by Chen Wenke. His delicate features flushed with embarrassment as the things that had happened in his dreams played out over and over in real life.
Oh, okay. So this is what being homophobic means.
A short story of about 100,000 characters.
Next story: After the Cannon Fodder Incubus Was Taken Away by the Handsome American High Schooler
The bottom is an incubus in training. Caught up in the transmigrate-into-a-book craze, he swished his tail and headed into a book with the grand hope of finding himself a top-quality Host.
The bottom was excited: “Any protagonist, villain, uncle, mentor, or senior will do. This incubus is open to anything~”
He opened his eyes and found himself overseas.
Turns out he'd transmigrated into the body of a minor cannon-fodder character who had already been written out of the story, sent overseas to fend for himself after causing trouble, and continued causing trouble abroad.
The bottom raised his chin: This little challenge won't stump me.
After wandering around the sports field, the bottom locked his sights on a handsome American high schooler on the basketball court, radiating pheromones and looking like he could knock the bottom out with a single punch.
You had to seize the moment, so the bottom gave himself a big pep talk. He mustered up his courage and grabbed the hem of the man's shirt, but was still so scared that the corners of his eyes turned red.
“Um, would you go out with me?”
“I'm not any trouble at all. You only have to kiss me once a day.”
The top was the star captain of the basketball team at a private American high school, with plenty of fans.
As it happened, the original owner of the body had been one of them, and the most obsessive one at that.
He'd confessed to the top and pursued him relentlessly, even trying to stalk him.
Better to strike first than wait for the enemy to attack.
The top looked at the bottom, who only came up to his chest, and calmly nodded as everyone watched.
His reason for agreeing was simple.
This pretty, delicate Chinese guy needed to be taught a lesson.
I'm not a man suited to romance. My time belongs to the game!
The bottom was pleased, but he also kind of hated this American high schooler.
He liked that the guy was so dedicated. Whenever the bottom wanted it, the top would satisfy him thoroughly, even going above and beyond.
But he hated that even when he didn't want it, including during the day, the top would still put him through all sorts of positions.
He even began to suspect the American high schooler had ulterior motives.
Until one day, the bottom learned from a friend that during the period omitted from the book, when the original owner had been causing trouble, he'd been relentlessly confessing to and stalking the American high schooler from every angle.
The bottom: Found it! That's why he's been tormenting me all this time.
If I don't run, even an incubus like me might end up dead. The bottom packed his things, bought a ticket home right away, and planned to return once the heat died down.
But before the heat had even passed, the bottom was strolling along the street, completely at ease.
Suddenly, a familiar, sweet scent came from behind him. Then he was pulled into an alley, where a powerful, imposing man rested his head on his shoulder.
“Baby, didn't you say you loved me? Why did you run?”
“Did I not give you enough? I've got plenty more.”
An incubus bottom who loves to talk big but is actually a coward vs. a top who doesn't like to talk, only act, and comes to love it
Theme: Love has nothing to do with gender

