[Detective Conan] Sakai Kuuya's Latest Cringe Moment

Question: How can we make Conan logic even less scientific?

Answer: Just be even less scientific than Conan logic.

A chosen worker who had been dead for who knows how long is fished out and put back to work.

Sakaizumi Sora: I just want to quietly welcome death.

System: I know you want to live.

Sakaizumi Sora: I just want to...

System: No, you don't.

Back to the original question: How do we save the people erased by Conan logic?

The answer, naturally, is that we need a method of salvation that's even less scientific than Conan logic.

Sakaizumi Sora: Is that why you made me become a woman?

#Sakaizumi Sora doesn't want to live today either#

#Why is the second identity a woman?#

#What's this? Bourbon! Let's tease him!#

#Look, there's a Gin over there. Let me braid his hair#

A few quick warnings.

The second identity is female, completely and unequivocally female. The protagonist switches back and forth between their first and second identities, and the System takes control of whichever identity is left on autopilot for a long time.

There's no CP in the whole story. This Sakaizumi Sora is from the fourth loop. You don't need to read the earlier loops, because aside from the name, they have nothing in common.

The first draft of the fourth loop is in the abandoned-drafts section. It's scrapped, but take a look if you're bored.

This is purely a Detective Conan fanfic. Everything else is just background and can be completely ignored. Only some characters make crossover appearances.

Hidden synopsis:

Someone once told me that as long as you're alive, there's hope.

But time can't be turned back, and life can't be lived again.

So I didn't believe it, and neither did he.

[If the people around me no longer have to suffer, perhaps the sins I bear can be eased as well.]

[My greatest wish is to vanish along with evil on a sunny afternoon.]

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