All the Fluffies at the Academy Want to Pet Me!

[Comments are open. Check out the upcoming book, When the Wealthy Family's Butler Gets a Choice System] Office worker Yan He transmigrates into a novel about an elite academy, becoming a cannon-fodder lackey to one of the F4. Before entering the academy, Yan He is warned not to let the young masters discover that he's just an ordinary human. He only needs to be a good lackey for them. Forced to choose between getting angry and swallowing his humiliation, Yan He chooses to swallow his humiliation. What's so hard about being a lackey? A top-tier 996 wage slave is great at it! At Bestia Noble Academy, every student can transform into an animal. Just surviving here is a challenge, with animalistic urges and danger lurking everywhere. The heirs of powerful families and special-admission students who transform into ferocious beasts hold themselves above everyone else, each vying for dominance. Yan He, however, is the only outsider. Young Master A is a fierce, temperamental golden eagle. After transforming, he asks Yan He to help pluck his feathers so he can keep his mind clear. Yan He thinks plucking feathers is painful and exhausting, so he secretly takes out a 9.9-yuan grooming brush. A shudders all over, instantly regains his composure, and lets out an excited birdcall. The next day, Yan He receives a key card from A for a detached villa. Inside is a collection of pet brushes decorated with fiery gemstones and diamonds. A is haughty and overbearing. "A cheap brush isn't worthy of touching my noble feathers. You can have these. By the way, when will you brush them for me again?" Exchange student B is a snow leopard with an eating disorder. He secretly watches Yan He make fragrant cat food for stray cats, his throat bobbing wildly as he struggles to restrain his desire. A day later, B has all kinds of rare, top-quality ingredients airlifted from overseas and delivered to Yan. Calm and indifferent, he says, "I'll give you a chance to prove yourself. Make cat food for me, and keep me company while I eat." Special-admission student C is an insecure, vicious arctic wolf. In silence, he watches Yan He eagerly stroke the fur of the rich young masters, while treating him with disdain. A few days later, C takes down the head of the special-admission students' association and becomes the new Wolf King president, able to stand up to the aristocratic students. Yan He takes a seat in the VIP front row at the Wolf King's inauguration. C looks down at him from on high. The next second, C lies down in front of Yan He, holding up an 80-million-yuan ring symbolizing his status. He exposes his smooth, soft-furred belly and begs to be petted. "You and I are the ones who belong together. Will you rub my belly now?" * The academy's power struggles don't stop with Yan He's arrival. They only grow more intense. Watching the fluffy creatures roll around and wag their tails all over the ground, begging to be petted, Yan He falls into deep thought: ??? Who's the one acting like a dog here? Yan He becomes the unattainable moonlight in the hearts of everyone at Bestia Noble Academy. Then one day, he sees Yan He pinned in the grass by the Northeast Tiger, the leader of the F4, his face flushed. "An animal's instincts are more than just survival. There's also..." The young man lightly bites Yan He's trembling Adam's apple. "Procreation." *At this academy, their god rightfully stands at the top of the food chain. Reader's Guide: 1. Both the top and bottom are adults. 2. No pregnancy plot. [Blurb written on June 4, 2025, screenshot saved] When the Wealthy Family's Butler Gets a Choice System After failing to get hired for the nth time, office worker Meng Yu transmigrates into a danmei novel and lands a high-paying job with a salary of 100,000 yuan a month, a nine-to-five schedule, weekends off, and absolutely no overtime: butler. Before Meng Yu can get excited, the System finishes loading the entire plot. This is a melodramatic danmei novel about a wealthy family, packed with domineering CEOs, *P, coercion, and groveling at the crematorium, among other tropes. The five Gu brothers will all become hopelessly entangled in passionate romances, and eventually go bankrupt as a group. Meng Yu's hand shakes as he lights a cigarette: ... Choice System: [Host, please make choices at key plot points to move the story forward.] To protect his lucrative job, Meng Yu reluctantly gets to work. The eldest young master goes mad with love and plans to abduct the bottom lead and lock him in a villa to force him into a relationship. On the way, he stops to buy a pile of contraceptives. Choice System: [A. The eldest young master gets so excited about what he's about to do that he loses his sense of direction and drives straight into a police station. B. There's a car accident along the way, and their feelings grow stronger as they tend to their injuries. C. The bottom lead can't resist, so he silently endures it. The more they do it, the more he hates him, and the more he hates him, the more they do it.] After thinking it over, Meng Yu makes a grave choice. The next second, the eldest young master floors the accelerator and drives right into the police station, picking up a pair of silver handcuffs as a sex toy along the way. When the second young master deliberately brings the bottom lead to a high-society banquet, where the bottom lead is bullied... Choice System: [A. The second young master stands up for love and kicks the domineering CEO in the balls. B. The bottom lead decides to wallow in misery, crying as he hangs himself on the spot. C. The third young master plays the hero and rescues the beauty, taking his beloved away.] Meng Yu thinks again. Brotherly love still counts as love, right? The third young master forcibly takes the second young master away in front of everyone, leaving the bewildered bottom lead behind. That night, rumors about the Gu family's pseudo-incestuous relationship spread like wildfire. The Gu family's young masters discover that, one day, they begin to hear their upright, self-disciplined butler Meng Yu talking to some kind of Choice System. At first The young masters: Damn it, Butler Meng Yu is still trying to screw us over! We have to find a chance to fire him! Later Choice System: [The Gu Group is facing a serious risk of bankruptcy. You must make a choice now.] [A. Everyone fends for themselves in a crisis. Bye, Gu family. B. Stand together through thick and thin, and hand over all the assets you've accumulated over the years to help the Gu family overcome this crisis. C. The Gu family young masters beg you to stay and weather this crisis together. D. _____ (fill in your own answer)] Everyone: C! C! Pick C, quick, don't hesitate! We'll get on our knees right now. He absolutely can't leave. Meng Yu carefully fills in D: Everyone hands over all their assets and gets on their knees, begging me to accept a promotion and raise. The Gu family young masters: ...You're really taking everything you can get, Butler Meng. Meng Yu: I really just wanted to find a high-paying job. * Meng Yu only wants to keep his steady job and, while he's at it, turn this bunch of lovesick criminals-in-the-making into law-abiding citizens. Who knew that, little by little, the Gu family young masters, and even the bottom lead, would start looking at him differently? Meng Yu: ??? Wait, am I actually the one everyone loves? Core message: Never give up, even in the face of adversity!