A Desperate Straight Man Charges Into an ABO Novel

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Sunny, cheerful, occasionally absurd bottom x gloomy, deranged, malicious top

Song Yuanwei transmigrated.

Bad news: The novel he read seemed a little indecent... It was supposed to be a story about brothers, but by the end, the two leads were kissing!

Worse news: He'd read a censored, sanitized pirated copy, but the version he'd transmigrated into was the uncensored, steamy original.

Song Yuanwei was furious and despairing: Could you stop recommending gay novels to straight guys, please?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ My life matters too!

He'd thought he would have to protect his backside and keep his head down to survive. But when he opened his eyes, Song Yuanwei discovered he'd become the System belonging to the protagonist's best friend, who was also the main villain.

Well, at least he wasn't one of the gay protagonists, a tragic NPC or cannon fodder, or a villain with a miserable past who dies without a body left behind.

Song Yuanwei gladly accepted the job.

But on his very first day, the villain decided to make an example of him. Instead of killing the protagonist, he went after the innocent little System first.

Song Yuanwei: Who treats a coworker like that? Why didn't anyone tell him being a System was a high-risk job?

However, the inexperienced Song Yuanwei still didn't know that the dangers of being a System went far beyond the pursuit currently on his heels.

To stay alive, Song Yuanwei can only scrape by under the villain's thumb.

Song Yuanwei: Can't we talk this over? Wouldn't it be better to get along?

Qin Muxiu: Get lost. I won't say it twice.

Several months later.

"Get lost! I don't want to say it twice. I told you I'm straight!" Song Yuanwei stares at the villain in the throes of his heat, his head about to split in two.

Qin Muxiu says nothing. He simply keeps a cold expression as he slowly climbs onto Song Yuanwei's bed.

"What a coincidence. I'm straight too, so I'm planning to date a straight guy who isn't into men. You seem perfect."

Song Yuanwei: :)

At dawn three days later, Song Yuanwei listlessly turns his head to look at the thoroughly satisfied villain beside him and shakily gives him the international sign of friendship.

But the villain catches the raised middle finger in his palm. "Want to go again?"

Song Yuanwei: Get lost! You guys in BL novels are freaky. I want to go home~

P.S.:

1. Both are sexually inexperienced in body and mind, one-on-one.

2. Romance and plot get equal focus.

3. The top is good at putting on an act. His true nature isn't obvious early on, but he may get pretty twisted later.

(Blurb revised on February 14, 2025)

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Long Aotian Who Transmigrates into a BL Novel Knows Everything

Beautiful, oblivious Long Aotian who transmigrates into a book as the bottom x gloomy, twisted celestial being whose luck was stolen by him

Shen Yunhuai is a devoted reader of power-fantasy novels. One day, he transmigrates into the body of a wastrel young heir from a fallen wealthy family. His mother is gravely ill, his father jumped off a building, his younger brother dropped out of school to work, the family is dirt poor, and he nearly had to sell himself to survive...

Faced with such dire straits, Shen Yunhuai smiles with his hands behind his back. "Make a comeback? Interesting. As a Wall Street wolf, challenges are the last thing I fear."

Let the storm rage even harder!

Uh... wait.

Why is the debt collector grabbing his chin, eyes full of obsession, and saying, "Paying a debt with your body could be an option"?

Why does the investor he found online light up when they meet and say, "With a face that good, why are you still taking the wrong path and working to pay off your debt?"

And why is some perverted creep from who knows where secretly watching and following him, even pinning him in an alley and groping him all over?!

What the hell?

Nobody told him the storm would rain men!

Isn't he the protagonist of a power fantasy? Why is everyone else having a good time with him? Is this right?

#Shocking! Is the extremely homophobic Wall Street wolf actually blessed with a Daji-like face?

*

Of all the men, only his younger brother, who dropped out of school to work, seems normal. He is calm and composed, and obviously just as straight as Shen Yunhuai.

Ever since his younger brother showed up, there have been fewer gay men around him, he's been making more money, and becoming the next Long Aotian CEO seems just around the corner!

But one day, the System, which had suddenly come back from the dead, lets out a piercing shriek in Song Yuanwei's mind: Host! How did you transmigrate into a BL novel with him?!

Shen Yunhuai asks, puzzled: Who? And what's a BL novel?

System: He's the main villain whose luck you stole in the previous world! And your mission isn't to become a CEO. You're supposed to become the CEO's wife!

#What do you do when your old archenemy pursues you across worlds and even follows you into a BL novel?

*

Xiao Yanchi was once the most renowned swordsman in the cultivation world, a man of extraordinary talent and the only one in a century with a chance of graduating from the Heartless Path and becoming an immortal.

But one day, all those honors were snatched away by an evil cultivator who came out of nowhere.

That evil cultivator was named Shen Yunhuai. He was treacherous, deceitful, and sanctimonious, with nothing going for him except his good looks.

And yet Xiao Yanchi was killed by this very man.

When he opened his eyes again, Xiao Yanchi found himself in a strange world, mistaken for the younger brother by the seemingly amnesiac evil cultivator.

Burning with resentment, Xiao Yanchi gets closer and closer to Shen Yunhuai, always ready to take his life.

But...

What kind of cultivation technique is this damned evil cultivator practicing? Why does Xiao Yanchi feel like he's burning all over and his heart is pounding like a drum every time he gets close to him?

An evil cultivator is an evil cultivator. What a dirty trick!

*

A short scene:

One late night, Xiao Yanchi looks at the drunk Shen Yunhuai and is suddenly seized by murderous intent.

He lowers his head, bends toward the man's pale, slender neck, and opens his jaws wide to end his life.

But his head suddenly grows heavy, and Shen Yunhuai, "strong as an ox," pulls him into his arms. "Easy now."

Xiao Yanchi: Fuck... I'm hard.

P.S.: 1. Both are sexually inexperienced in body and mind, one-on-one.

2. The top holds back in the early chapters, but later his true nature erupts, making him both scheming and shameless.

3. The business rivalry is just for fun and won't be too professional (the author is mostly making it up).

Theme: Equality, faith, and protection.