Our Slogan Is: No More Scumbag Men! [Quick Transmigration]

There is a kind of man in this world who excels at sweet-talking, leaving you so dazzled you can hardly think straight. They promise you a wonderful future, but never truly care about you.

They are selfish and fickle. They lie and keep secrets, and have their arms around other people behind your back.

And yet there are always people who fall for it, believing they've found true love.

One day, a scumbag murmured sweet nothings to the lover in his arms, while thinking about how to get rid of them as soon as possible so he could make it to his next appointment.

[Beep! Scumbag detected! Binding! Binding!]

[Dear Host, in view of your scumbag behavior, the Space-Time Administration has decided to reform you. We hope you can shed your scumbag identity and turn over a new leaf as soon as possible!]

Scumbag: ?

[Our motto: Don't be a scumbag!]

Scumbag: Hah.

[Beep, ]

[The Host has displayed scumbag behavior. You are now being punished for one day. Please choose: loss of voice / loss of hearing / blindness / broken legs / paralysis...]

[Time's up. The System will now make a random selection...]

World One: The selfish, money-grubbing scumbag top who climbed the social ladder

You were selfish and self-serving. You sold yourself, betrayed your lover, and eventually caused them to die a miserable death at home...

Scumbag top: Hah, so what? He was an idiot.

World Two: The cold-hearted, ruthless human scumbag top [Insectoid]

You were violent and unpredictable, cruel and vicious, without an ounce of human kindness or compassion...

Scumbag top: He was born an ant. He belongs beneath my feet.

World Three: The womanizing scumbag top who rushes from one date to the next [Modern Supernatural]

You were a womanizer without a heart, deceiving one sincere person after another...

Scumbag top: That's not fair. I just divided my heart into lots of pieces.

[Reader's Guide]

1. 1v1, top-focused anthology. Each story has different protagonists, both are pure, melodramatic.

2. Most of the tops start out as scumbags. Truly scumbags!!! That's why they need reforming (though some aren't).

3. Neither the top nor the bottom is perfect. They each have their own flaws.

4. This is a fictional setting unrelated to real life. Please don't relate it to reality.

A new story coming soon in my column. If you like it, please add it to your favorites, mwah ^_^

The Goofy Top Finally Got Divorced

I got divorced from Gu Yan.

In my imagination, he would panic, tear up the divorce papers, grab my leg, and beg me through tears not to leave.

After all, he was so poor that without me, he'd have to sleep on the street.

But he didn't.

He simply signed the papers calmly and asked if there was anything else I needed. He even thoughtfully called me a car.

It was an act. I was certain he was putting on a show. How could someone like him agree to divorce me so easily?

He had to be playing hard to get.

So I hid the divorce papers, waiting for him to drop the act and beg me to take him back. I deliberately drank myself into a stupor in front of him, deliberately tossed soda cans on the floor, and deliberately made a mess of the house, waiting to see when he'd break down.

He stayed calm the whole time. Calmly watching me put on a show, calmly watching me make a fool of myself... and finally, calmly cleaning up my mess and confiscating my allowance.

It seemed the pathetic clown who couldn't survive a divorce was actually me.

It wasn't until I crouched by the roadside, shivering because I didn't know how to call a car, that I finally realized he'd given me the answer long ago, when he asked, “Are you done throwing a tantrum?”

It turned out I was the one who would have to sleep on the street after the divorce.

[The main story is told in third person]

A sharp-tongued, self-destructive top X a calm, restrained, elite bottom

1v1, happy ending, both are pure

Theme: Be a good person