Cosplaying Heshikiri Hasebe, but I'm Already in Hell

Content warnings:

This is the product of my return to the fandom with renewed passion after being away for a long time. However, I discovered that a lot of new tragic content came out while I was gone. I'm not familiar with it, so it probably won't appear in this story.

OOC warning. The writing is really bad, and some plot points are based on my own headcanons. This is something I made for my own entertainment (there are so few stories about cosplaying as Heshikiri Hasebe, I'm starving), just cooking up a meal for myself.

The author is sensitive. If you don't like it, you can just not read it. Please don't leave nasty comments, thank you. I'll really be heartbroken.

I'm bad at writing blurbs. Basically, someone cosplaying as Heshikiri Hasebe and their friend cosplaying as Shokudaikiri Mitsutada figure out how to take down the scummy Saniwa and build a better life.

Theme: Let's move forward together