Also known as: Help! What do I do now that Big Bro and my idol are together?!
[The protagonist disguises himself as a woman early on. Please don't read if that bothers you.]
Vodka's perspective:
Vodka has recently become obsessed with Asumi, a rising idol hailed as the "Jewel of the Empire."
Asumi is beautiful and sweet, with a smile so lovely it can make people forget her awful temper, terrible dancing, and the high notes she can never quite reach.
Vodka: ...She's really not cut out to be an idol, is she?
During a break between missions, accompanied by the top assassin of a certain organization, Vodka came to a major fan meet-and-greet specially sponsored by the Karasuma Group. Hoping to get two autographs, he knelt on the ground and nervously declared his resolve to the assassin: "You have to collect all seven signed photo cards to get a chance to attend the limited autograph-and-handshake event next month."
The assassin was a kindhearted man. Although he had held a gun to Vodka's head, he still decided to help him, considering how utterly loyal he was.
Vodka: Big Bro, have Asumi sign my name on mine. For yours, just have her write "Vodka," your codename.
Kindhearted Gin, cigarette between his lips, made his way toward the little idol named Asumi amid the crowd's quiet curses.
Vodka: Asumi! Asumi! Mom's right here!!!
Gin: ...
Vodka: It's your turn, Big Bro. Don't forget.
And so Gin finally spared a little attention for the "Jewel of the Empire," famed in both the underworld and the legitimate world.
Izayoi Akane: What should I write?
Gin: Kurosawa... Jin.
He fell in love at first sight.
Key points:
1. The protagonist is doted on by everyone and adored by all. The ending is HE. Gin is the confirmed CP; all other relationships are friendship or familial love.
2. The protagonist cross-dresses early on. Please don't read if that bothers you!
3. Comments appear, but don't affect the main plot. The protagonist isn't based on a real person.
4. Gin is written with some liberties. Apologies for any OOC moments.
5. The stage name is written as Asumi and pronounced A-Si-Mi (see you tomorrow).
6. Blurb to be revised. Archived on 2025.01.01.
Theme: Be a sensible fan, starting with me.
