Also known as: After Becoming the Organization's First Tarot Reader, I Ended My Eighteen-Year Streak of Being Single
#What, I'm the organization's only tarot reader?#
#You've got to be kidding. No mediums, feng shui masters, diviners, or prophets? None?#
#A report proposing medium, feng shui master, diviner, and prophet roles to improve the organization's capabilities and efficiency#
#A few lines are all you need to tell a man's fortune#
Ice Wine: Gentleness is your true nature. Your childhood was full of sorrow and pain. I've heard many people say they're lonely, but your loneliness is the real thing. Scotch, your heart is like a frozen lake, impossible to read. But we all know it's just a shield you use to hide yourself.
Ice Wine: Melancholy is your true nature. You are destined to have many women in your life. They love you, and you love them in return, but you are lonely. Rye, you know full well you must walk this road alone. Fate toys with you, and all you have lost will only keep growing.
Ice Wine: Danger is your true nature. You're a deeply loyal person, generous to your friends and not too concerned about money. It's just a shame that you're all alone in this world, with nowhere to belong... Wait, Bourbon, that's not right. Bourbon, there's way too much difference between these two readings. How come you don't have any friends?
Important notes:
1. Three versions of the blurb are available. The main story has no couple. Bonus chapters undecided.
2. The fortune-telling is unconventional and includes plenty of artistic embellishment.
3. The blurb is unfinished. Archived on January 1, 2025.
Theme: Trust science. Reject superstition.
