Every Infinite-Game Boss Says I Have No Shame

[Infinite-flow + livestreaming + superpowers + ensemble cast]

[This story is slightly Lovecraftian, slightly goofy, and slightly scary]

Also known as: How I Won Over Dungeon Bosses with Enthusiasm; I’m Obviously All About Skill, Okay?; Well, Luck Is Essential Too; Why Do You Remember Everything?; Hey, Hey, Stop Writing That Down; One Last Thing: Pei Yuanzhou wants to know who swiped his car keys. Remember to fill the tank, wash the car, and leave 200 yuan in cash before returning them.

Blurb:

After working himself to the bone as an office drone, Xu Zijin looks at his meager paycheck and gets so angry he nearly has a heart attack. By chance, he is selected for an infinite-flow game. Who would have thought his specialty would be card draws?

Let’s start with ten pulls!

Since he’s here, he might as well take on some thrilling dungeons. But Xu Zijin doesn’t find them thrilling at all. He turns around to argue with the boss, only to have the boss voluntarily give him items and points.

“Guess my charm really is overwhelming,” Xu Zijin says, happily walking away with his loot.

The bosses all breathe a sigh of relief, clasp their hands together, and nearly cry. “I’m guilty. I really am guilty. If I weren’t, why would I have run into Xu Zijin and Pei Yuanzhou?”

One day, Xu Zijin comes across a livestream from the legendary King of Shamelessness, only to see a familiar handsome face. On camera, the streamer doesn’t say a word before hanging up the boss’s son. The boss’s daughter would rather die than talk? Hang her up too. The boss’s wife keeps her mouth shut? Hang her up too. The boss himself would rather break than bend? Roll him up into a ball and hang him up as well. Finally, the streamer cheerfully lights a fire beneath them all. The whole family, charcoal-grilled, coming right up!

“Didn’t you say your name was Shuai Ge? Pei! Yuan! Zhou!”

“Darling, the name Long Aotian doesn’t sound as good as Xu Zijin.”

They raise the ultimate gong in the dungeon world from childhood in the real world, only to end up raising their own husband. Turns out it’s best when you raise your husband yourself!

One day, Xu Zijin realizes something is off at home. The big fat cat he picked up a couple days ago is way too heavy, and the way it looks at him is strange too. Then one day, he sees the reflection in the window, and it’s a man...

Time has stopped. Reality isn’t our reality.

When you wake up, remember to tell me what you went through.

Dungeon progress:

1. The Scarecrow’s Curse (complete)

2. The Room You Can’t Leave Unless You XX (complete)

3. The God-Making Project 101 (complete)

4. Farewell, Miss Pigeon (complete)

5. The Exam Hall Is Hell (complete)

6. He’s Right (complete)

7. Judgment (complete)

8. Sea God Festival (complete)

9. Resurrection Match (in full swing...)

A little heads-up:

[The logic and settings may be revised several times along the way. For the definitive version, refer to the official Jinjiang edition.]

The gong and shou aren’t universally adored or invincible B-king types. There are some livestream comments, but not many.

There won’t be any unexplained hiatuses. I’ll let you know in advance.

The male lead has questionable values and just wants to have fun. Don’t read if that bothers you.

Author’s note:

I’m in college, so updates are painfully slow. Feel free to save it for later and read when there’s more. I won’t abandon it, that’s my principle. Don’t worry.

Theme: Love makes people stronger.