[Naruto] This Is a Male-Pregnancy Story

As the title says: male pregnancy, wild kinks. If this isn't for you, please leave right away.

1. After getting drunk, you pounce on your nemesis, Uchiha Babo. Before long, you see Babo standing in front of you with a huge belly. When you teasingly ask, "Don't tell me I did that?", he snaps: "You're the one who kissed me first!" "You're the one who took my clothes off first!" "You did this!"

2. Uchiha Sasuke marries into your family for the sake of his clan. He expects the rest of his life to be spent in a loveless marriage with you. Instead, after you fall in love following your marriage, you can't get enough of him, day or night. He thrashes in the sea of desire you create, becoming the apple of your eye.

3. You're exceptionally gifted, and all you want is to kiss, cuddle, and dote on your aloof, chaste teacher, Uchiha Itachi. On a dark and stormy night, you force yourself on him despite his usual cool indifference, then fake your death and disappear. He has secretly loved you so much he'd die for you, and at last, he goes mad.

4. Uchiha Shisui has every attribute maxed out. He can take on ten men outside, give birth to three children at home, do every chore from laundry to cooking, and is utterly loyal to you in body and soul. He can bear children and raise them too. Congratulations, your dream of having a devoted husband is coming true!

5. At a slave market, you choose a "caged beast" whose face has been disfigured. Uchiha Obito isn't good at expressing himself, but he has decided you are his one and only master. The only way he can prove how helplessly he loves you is to use his ruined body to bear you a whole litter of children.

6. Uchiha Izuna looks only to you by day. He is both your talons and your fangs, and would carve a path through the Avici Hell itself for you. But at night, he blushes as he warms the bed for his beloved General, who is none other than you. The double salary from the covert unit and as the General's spouse is only what he deserves.

Reader's Guide:

1. Third-person narration. Each story is a separate one-on-one pairing.

2. They are biologically male and female. It's a kind of superpowered, very unhinged setup, like seahorse pregnancy. The female lead is at the top of the food chain, and the characters vary in each story.

3. The main idea is to let the kinks run wild. It's very unhinged and off the rails, so everyone is very out of character.

4. Since we're already going all out, every male lead will have at least one child. Depending on how things go, some may have more (?).

5. If inspiration strikes... maybe I'll add a few more male leads.

6. If this isn't for you, please leave right away.

Theme: May everything go smoothly and all your wishes come true.