Jiang Jiu is a kitten demon who fell in love with a human breeder.
But human beings seem to be sick. They sit in front of the computer and type on the keyboard every day, exuding a bitter smell.
The cat couldn't bear the silence, so it raised its paws and pulled all the bottles and jars on the table to the ground.
——Crackling!
It was as if human beings were suddenly awakened. There was light in the lifeless eyes, giving birth to fresh vitality. It was very beautiful.
Cats like it.
So Jiang Jiu intensified his efforts, forking the unsaved PPTs of humans and crushing their mouse and keyboard...
But for some reason, the human eyes looked at him more and more fondly.
Crispy dried fish, delicious freeze-dried salmon, and imported cans of cat strips are all delivered to you like water.
The rental house turned into a luxurious villa with a garden. Fine porcelain was laid out in rows for him to throw and play with. The cat wore the softest clothes, ate the most expensive meals, and even went out for a walk, but was rushed to feed by the breeder's students.
Jiang Jiu blew the air conditioner and ate snacks, forming a cat cake on the beach. The tip of her tail swayed, and she felt very comfortable as a cat.
Except for one bad thing.
Humans always like to bury him in the belly and sneeze him from head to toe.
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Pei Yanchu is a talented young researcher.
However, after joining the job, he was ostracized, exploited by his bald boss, and his experimental results were robbed. When the meaningless work experience wore away all his energy, he picked up a small cow cat.
I thought it was a pitiful little one.
As a result, the cat was dancing in his house, flying up and down the walls every day, banging his elbow on the computer, scratching the curtains, and leaving the house full of cat hair.
When I see him coming back early, I will blink my eyes and pretend to be pitiful.
Pei Yanchu collapsed after working all day and came home. He saw the mess everywhere and didn't even have time to collapse.
——Laughed angrily.
And he was reluctant to actually fight.
So he sucked the cat in an immersive way and took revenge on him severely.
Small theater:
Until... One day, Pei Yanchu took the cat into his arms and slept as usual.
The plush little microphone disappeared with a bang.
There was a naked young man in the bed, with dazzling white skin, a pair of dark almond eyes, and a pair of slightly trembling pointed ears on top of his head.
The boy jumped straight into his arms, hooked his wrist with the tip of his tail,
According to the habit of being a cat, I put my mouth on his cheek and rubbed it gently to act like a baby.
"Master~ won't you kiss me today?"
Pei Yanchu:! Is this right?
[Abstract evil cow cat suffers × faint death wish → is tortured and cheerful social animal attack]
Reading guide:
0. Be poor first and then get rich. Cats redeem people in the early stage, but people always keep cats from the beginning to the end.
1.1V1, sc, he, cute pet article
Recommended to pre-collect "Social animals are not allowed to write essays about bosses"
Li Fubai is an ordinary social animal.
Commuting on the subway from 8 a. M. To 9 a. M.; With a monthly salary of 4,000, working overtime for free; with a mortgage, half of my life savings was reduced to zero.
You can't just earn a dead salary. Li Fubai patted his head and thought that he could write mindless and exciting articles.
Li Fubai glanced around the sinking market, then turned around and started writing Ba Zong's article.
The code words are 300,000, and the daily salary is three cents. The comment area is so cold that it can freeze people to death.
It doesn't matter, mosquito meat is also meat.
It is normal for a newbie to fly alone when starting out. He is still looking forward to finishing flying.
Li Fubai was very optimistic.
*
Lu Guanfu is an ordinary boss.
The family is wealthy, the business is successful, the work is free, and the savings are numerous; celebrities gather, and the business landscape is smooth sailing.
But something is wrong with his life recently.
For example, at seven o'clock in the morning, after finishing his fitness shower, he was preparing to sit elegantly at the dining table and enjoy a nutritionally balanced breakfast.
The next second, for no reason, I rushed downstairs to buy soy milk and fried dough sticks from a roadside stall, squeezed into the subway filled with sardine cans, and headed to the company to check in.
Lu Guanfu: "?"
For example, at 12 noon, he has just finished work and is ready to take a comfortable nap for thirty minutes to regain his energy.
The next second, I kicked my legs out on the shared bicycle and went to the vegetable market to grab discounted vegetables.
Lu Guanfu: "..."
For example, at eleven o'clock in the night, he finished reading a classic and was about to turn off the lights and rest.
The next second, Carp got up and turned on the computer to check the data.
Lu Guanfu gritted his teeth while staying up late typing on the keyboard: Who is controlling his life?
Better not let him catch you!
*
Until Lu Guanfu accidentally read a silly novel.
The author is writing about the life of a boss.
Lu Guanfu turned over it casually, his eyes hurting.
What the hell are you writing about?
Whose dominant mode of commuting is the subway and luxury shared bicycles?
? Wait, that's not right.
*
Li Fubai is very happy recently. His novel that no one cares about finally has comments from living readers.
Although the comment was scolding him.
Following the serialization, I cursed every chapter.
But it doesn't matter, hahahahahaha, he's so happy that there are comments scolding him for being a stand-alone player for so long!
Li Fubai humbly asked for advice and actively made corrections.
It turns out that bosses don't have to clock in on time, so when driving, they don't have to worry about traffic jams during morning and evening rush hours.
The next day, Lu Guanfu finally no longer had to squeeze in the subway and was going to attend a pleasant dinner.
Then he saw the BYD car key in his hand: "..."
Small theater:
Lu Guanfu finally caught the little author. Unbearably, he pressed him in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the CEO's office, clamping his pale and slender neck.
"Look clearly, the president's office manager is like this. On the 30th floor, I can't hear anyone downstairs shouting "Don't bully the poor young man."
Li Fubai murmured in a low voice: "How can that article be so good..."
Lu Guanfu narrowed his eyes dangerously: "What did you say?"
"No, no!"
He insists on writing!
It's hard to earn three yuan a day!
Nothing can erode an author's firm will!
[The stubborn and optimistic wild grass social animal is attacked by the unlucky CEO]
Intention: Throw me a wooden plum and repay Qiongjiu
Reader comments
Good article, good author, I love you
I want to ask if you dare (eat) [glasses]
If the cat takes sleeping pills, the person will have a good night's sleep, good for the cat!
(As for whether people need it or not, you don't care)
Some places on the Internet today are like dry toilets. There are indeed a few people in them, but the ones crawling towards you are just maggots. . . Even a kitten and a cat are bullied. . .
Awarded Jinjiang's cutest family iron medal! [Laughing loudly][laughing loudly][laughing loudly]
?? ? This first person perspective is quite good.
The writing is very interesting [Caigou], keep it up
Good article, good author, I love you
I want to ask if you dare (eat) [glasses]
If the cat takes sleeping pills, the person will have a good night's sleep, good for the cat! (As for whether people need it or not, you don't care)
Some places on the Internet today are like dry toilets. There are indeed a few people in them, but the ones crawling towards you are just maggots. . . Even a kitten and a cat are bullied. . .
Awarded Jinjiang's cutest family iron medal! [Laughing loudly][laughing loudly][laughing loudly]
?? ? This first person perspective is quite good.
The writing is very interesting [Caigou], keep it up