Social Beasts Are Not Allowed to Write Essays About Tyrants

Li Fubai is an ordinary social animal. Commuting on the subway from 8 a. M. To 9 a. M.; With a monthly salary of 4,000, working overtime for free; with a mortgage, half of my life savings was reduced to zero. You can't just earn a dead salary. Li Fubai patted his head and thought that he could write mindless and exciting articles. Li Fubai glanced around the sinking market, then turned around and started writing Ba Zong's article. The code words are 300,000, and the daily salary is three cents. The comment area is so cold that it can freeze people to death. It doesn't matter, mosquito meat is also meat. It is normal for a newbie to fly alone when starting out. He is still looking forward to finishing flying. Li Fubai was very optimistic. * Lu Guanfu is an ordinary boss. The family is wealthy, the business is successful, the work is free, and the savings are numerous; celebrities gather, and the business landscape is smooth sailing. But something is wrong with his life recently. For example, at seven o'clock in the morning, after finishing his fitness shower, he was preparing to sit elegantly at the dining table and enjoy a nutritionally balanced breakfast. The next second, for no reason, I rushed downstairs to buy soy milk and fried dough sticks from a roadside stall, squeezed into the subway filled with sardine cans, and headed to the company to check in. Lu Guanfu: "?" For example, at 12 noon, he has just finished work and is ready to take a comfortable nap for thirty minutes to regain his energy. The next second, I kicked my legs out on the shared bicycle and went to the vegetable market to grab discounted vegetables. Lu Guanfu: "..." For example, at eleven o'clock in the night, he finished reading a classic and was about to turn off the lights and rest. The next second, Carp got up and turned on the computer to check the data. Lu Guanfu gritted his teeth while staying up late typing on the keyboard: Who is controlling his life? Better not let him catch you! * Until Lu Guanfu accidentally read a silly novel. The author is writing about the life of a boss. Lu Guanfu turned over it casually, his eyes hurting. What the hell are you writing about? Whose dominant mode of commuting is the subway and luxury shared bicycles? ? Wait, that's not right. * Li Fubai is very happy recently. His novel that no one cares about finally has comments from living readers. Although the comment was scolding him. Following the serialization, I cursed every chapter. But it doesn't matter, hahahahahaha, he's so happy that there are comments scolding him for being a stand-alone player for so long! Li Fubai humbly asked for advice and actively made corrections. It turns out that bosses don't have to clock in on time, so when driving, they don't have to worry about traffic jams during morning and evening rush hours. The next day, Lu Guanfu finally no longer had to squeeze in the subway and was going to attend a pleasant dinner. Then he saw the BYD car key in his hand: "..." Small theater: Lu Guanfu finally caught the little author. Unbearably, he pressed him in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the CEO's office, clamping his pale and slender neck. "Look clearly, the president's office manager is like this. On the 30th floor, I can't hear anyone downstairs shouting "Don't bully the poor young man." Li Fubai murmured in a low voice: "How can that article be so good..." Lu Guanfu narrowed his eyes dangerously: "What did you say?" "No, no!" He insists on writing! It's hard to earn three yuan a day! Nothing can erode an author's firm will! [The stubborn and optimistic wild grass social animal is attacked by the unlucky CEO] Reading guide: 0. The author is too poor, as poor as Bai Bai. The world's inflation has left the author behind. The boss's life depends entirely on looking up information. A bunch of English brand authors can't understand it. If you have any questions, please point them out. 1.1V1, sc, he. 2. A brainless and joyful abstract article. The author is a novice, and the writing style is also novice. You can enjoy reading the text and pictures, and don't care about the reasonable logic. Come to [Brain Storage]. 3. The origin of Shou's name: Those who drink without drinking will become clear. Intention: Get out of trouble and live toward the sun