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"Online Love" (copywriting of this article):
Sweetheart and Goodie×Beast in Clothes
In order to divert attention, Wen Zhao fell in love with an online dating partner.
Online dating partners are particularly good, caring and caring.
Reprimand him for being too late, give him a private kitchen order in advance when he forgets to eat, patiently teach him the course content he doesn't know, and correct his code character by character.
Wen Zhao quickly fell in love, booked a hotel, and proposed to show up.
The online dating partner hesitated for a while, unable to resist his constant begging, but finally agreed.
Wen Zhao rushed to the scene happily and expectantly.
As a result, when he opened the door, he saw his brother, who had been extremely cold to him recently, sitting by the bed in a suit and tie.
Zhao Weixing had a sullen face, playing with the belt he had previously given to his online dating partner.
Wen Zhao's brain was down.
When dating online, we ask about age, orientation, and whether there are any emotional disputes.
I forgot to ask about family relationships!
The person he had been dating online for a semester turned out to be his brother!
Wen Zhao turned around and ran away, but Zhao Weixing grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and pulled him back.
With a click, the belt was folded in three, and the metal buckle made a crisp sound.
"Oh, we are on our way."
"I've learned how to book a room with a man I've never met before."
*
After blocking all contact information of his brother, Wen Zhao did not dare to go home for two weeks.
However, Zhao Weixing cornered him in a corner of the campus, grabbed his wrists, put him into a car, and took him home.
The man took a step forward, condescendingly, with a heavy and threatening look on his face.
"Zhaozhao, are you hiding from me?"
At this moment, Wen Zhao finally knew why his brother suddenly refused to let him enter the bedroom.
The walls of Zhao Weixing's bedroom are covered with his photos.
His brother took off his glasses, held him from behind, and taught him to identify them one by one.
The love that could not be expressed in words because of his brother's identity finally broke through at this moment.
Reading guide:
1.1V1, sc, he.
2. He is the brother next door, not in the same household register.
3. Cold violence and extreme indifference are used in quotation marks, which means super love.
4. The photos are of adults.
"Can Evil Cow Cats Save Social Animals?" Copywriting
Cat King Jiang Jiu rescued a social animal and decided to repay his kindness.
On her first day back home with humans, Jiang Jiu was still preparing to put on a show.
The little paws stepped on the clean and soft carpet, and meowed softly - "Wow, is this your home?"
Human beings have no energy and are sluggish. They just smile bitterly and say, "You can do whatever you want."
A month later, Jiang Jiu scratched three curtains.
"It's okay..."
Six cups were broken.
"Cat cat..."
Kicked over the flowerpot nine times.
"Be naughty..."
Bite through n pieces of clothing.
"That's right..."
He stole the super glue from home and applied it to the leadership chair.
"???"
That's not normal!
The evil cow cat's true nature was revealed, it looked at humans sideways and meowed viciously – "Huh? Isn't this my home?"
The human being was forced to get up from the dark corner, picked up the cat teasing stick and was about to beat him.
Jiang Jiu ducked out of the way with a strong posture, knocking over the water glass and destroying the power supply.
Hahaha! You can't catch me, I'm the nimble go cat in the mountains!
In fact, Jiang Jiu doesn't have to make trouble, but every time he breaks the furniture, the lifeless eyes of human beings will come to life, become alive and beautiful.
So Jiang Jiu intensified his efforts, stepping on the keyboard with his paws to cross out the PPTs that humans had not saved, and deleting the unfinished fund notebooks...
"Xiaojiu! I'm not done with you! You'd better not let me catch you!" The human roared.
Look, how energetic (the cat spreads its paws)
*
Pei Yanchu had been in a high-pressure working environment for a long time, was pushed to the brink of collapse by promotion and insider manipulation, could not find his direction in life, suspected that he was depressed but did not dare to check...
He picked up an equally poor little cow cat.
In the snowy weather, the kitten was soaked, its hair was tangled, and it was squeezed out by other cats. It was shivering from the cold and meowing weakly at him.
But he may not even be able to survive himself, so how can he bear another life.
"Meow..."
Forget it.
Pei Yanchu took the cat back to his dead home.
I thought I picked up a poor one.
As a result, the kitten flew over the walls of his house, started parkouring at night, and pushed pots and pans off the table with a loud clang.
I didn't expect it to be a demon.
Pei Yan was so angry that he had a heart attack. For the first time, he knew that being robbed of his research results was not an insurmountable hurdle at all.
His cat is his comeuppance.
*
Until one day when I came home, the kitten disappeared.
Pei Yanchu suddenly felt that a piece of his heart had been cut out, and he searched like crazy, but he saw a naked young man under the quilt in the bedroom, with dazzling white skin and a pair of dark cat eyes.
When the boy saw him, he yawned slowly, and stepped on his pillow with his human white toes unscrupulously.
That proud little look is exactly the same as his cat.
Pei Yanchu closed his eyes, closed the door, opened his eyes, and opened the door.
The cat-eared boy raised his head and ordered him: "You, cook some vegetables for me."
Sure, it's his cat.
Small theater:
Jiang Jiu likes nothing more than being contentedly buried in Pei Yanchu's arms when she transforms into a human, with the tip of her tail leisurely brushing against the man's waist.
He saw the rescue note on Pei Yanchu's phone.
LZ: My wife is a cat, how should I deal with her in heat?
1L: The most important thing for you now, poster, is to uninstall your Lujiang novel.
2L: Hello, give me your wife, I'm a cat too
3L: Maomao is good... Of course #link[large cotton swab]
Jiang Jiu blinked and licked his mouth, "Teacher Pei, do you want to do an experiment?"
[Abstract evil cow cat suffers × faint death wish → is tortured and cheerful social animal attack]
Reading guide:
0. Xiaojiu is a little cow cat with a high sense of deservingness.
1.1V1, sc, he, cookie
Purpose: If you encounter problems, communicate well
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