Shen Du is a novelist, best at writing ensemble stories.
An ensemble story means starting with a group of people and ending with a bunch of graves.
He recently finished a book about people from all over gathering together, and then dying, dying, and dying...
That's right, an ensemble story.
He was very pleased with it, until one day he woke up to find that he had transmigrated into his own novel and been bound to a ridiculous System.
The System told him that if he wanted to stay alive, he had to rewrite the main cast's ending.
Shen Du had no problem with that, provided he hadn't transmigrated into the villain's bed.
What does it feel like to be forced to sleep with the villain as soon as you transmigrate into a book? Shen Du doesn't want to talk about it.
He swears he never wrote a plot like this.
System: "Capture the ringleader and the rest will fall. This is all I can do for you."
Shen Du, after sleeping with him yet again: "...Damn!"
Before meeting Shen Du, Yin Feibai thought his name suited him: he was either black or white. After meeting Shen Du, he discovered that there were many colors in the world besides black and white.
And of all those colors, yellow was his favorite.
[An Irresponsible Little Skit]
Shen Du, caught and dragged back after sneaking out to help the main cast: "Listen to me, they're all my sons, my biological ones."
Yin Feibai doesn't believe him and starts pulling off his clothes. "Then have another one for me."
After three hundred rounds of battle, Shen Du feels completely spent. "I can't. Really."
Yin Feibai still doesn't believe him and switches positions with him. "If you can't manage it, lie flat. I'll do it myself."
A real man should... Never mind. He has less stamina, so he'd better lie flat!
Theme: Love yourself well. Someone will love you too!
