Zui Ping Xiaohua is a wild woman.
The first time they met, she casually tossed aside a bloody chunk of meat, then brazenly stole the compressed biscuits stuffed in 5t5's back pocket before he left.
The 15-year-old Six Eyes, clutching his butt: "My innocence is gone!"
For revenge, 5t5 decided to send the wild woman to school.
When faced with the school, she tore it apart.
Yaga wept: Hilarious. The wild woman couldn't afford to pay for the damage, so she shoved the itemized bill into the mouth of an official from headquarters.
When faced with Geto's fox family, she made herself right at home: "Remember to close the door when you leave, Little Brother Number Two."
Geto: "If I remember correctly, I'm the son of this family, aren't I?"
When faced with Shoko the little bird, she doted on her.
Shoko: "Can't be helped. This kid just likes sticking to me."
And 5t5 hated this wild woman. He challenged her! He cursed her with the filthiest language!
But not only did he fail at every single one of his countless challenges, the wild woman even blushed and accepted every insult he threw at her, like savage, gorilla, and mad cow.
Zui Ping Xiaohua: "Thanks for saying I'm strong and powerful."
5t5: "Is something wrong with her?!"
Still, the wild woman had her reliable side. She could carry 5t5 in her arms like a princess and kick Toji the Sorcerer Killer flying. Nestled against her broad chest, 5t5 sighed, "Life is a piece of cake."
It would be even better if she didn't put the engagement ring in her mouth when proposing...
5t5: "Stop! That's a giant South African diamond, not a candy diamond from the corner store! Spit it out!"
He really did hate how clueless this wild woman was about romance.
Content warning:
There will be Demon Slayer storylines, but they won't affect your reading experience. They will be marked in the chapter list when they come up.
The characters may be out of character!
Theme: Declaring war on the Jujutsu world
