After My Online Romance with Dazai Ended in Social Death, I Tore Up His Script

My name is Kawakami Ruoyi. Three years ago, I met a gloomy Russian boy while chatting online late at night. He was really into playing the saw (as he called his cello). Then, on a whim, I confessed: "If you ever lose your faith, I'll be your new god!"

At a cafe in Yokohama, I finally got to meet him in person. So I tried out the phrase I'd just learned from my bandage-wearing friend: "Suka blyat!"

With a crash, his coffee cup shattered on the spot.

And then I discovered...

Good news: I awakened a superpower!

Bad news: Floating captions appeared above his head:

[Leader of the Rats in the House of the Dead, one of the Decay of the Angel.]

[Affection: 60%]

[Killing intent: 60%.]

Damn! My online crush is the final boss of the mastermind faction!

Later, I discovered:

The white whale owned by President Fyodor, who blew bubbles with me, would crash in a few days.

The chubby guy who had just learned to fold paper cranes had packed me a bento for "Cannibalism."

And I kept "accidentally" ruining his plans.

"What is it you want?" His violet eyes glinted dangerously.

I swirled my sparkling water. "Didn't we agree? I'll be your..."

"New girlfriend?"

"New god?"

I didn't tell him that the captions had now changed to:

[Affection: 89%] [Killing intent: 93%]

[Urge to kiss: 100%]

Fyodor's Disaster Diary:

That idiot cat who calls herself a god ruined my plans again today.

He planned to crash the white whale, and she wrote a novel for President Fyodor.

He planned "Cannibalism," and she taught his subordinate Japanese until it gave him a stomachache.

Then she folded a few paper cranes. And joined the Armed Detective Agency instead.

Kawakami Ruoyi is an enemy.

But she also lets him stay at her place on rainy nights and brings him fever patches when he has a high fever.

When his plan reached its middle stages and she used her own life as leverage...

Fyodor finally pulled her into his arms and pinned her there.

"Abandoning your believer so casually will bring divine retribution."

*The main story is told in third person.

*One-on-one pairing. Aside from the main couple and official pairings from the original work, no other characters will be paired up.

*This story is serialized only on Jinjiang Literature City. If it appears on any other platform, it is pirated. Pirated copies may contain garbled text, messy formatting, or missing paragraphs, and the author sometimes revises the story. Reading a pirated copy may not be a pleasant experience.

*The real-life meeting and the payoff for the blurb happen in Chapter 19.

Theme: Stay positive and love life.