The Years I Went Undercover Among the Five Signs of Decay Using My Acting Skills

Also known as How Did I, the Sixth Calamity of the Decay of the Angel, End Up as Yokohama's Beloved?

Sigma x Gogol's younger sister

Ilya, an actress who grew up in an orphanage, has a golden finger: mind reading.

In theory, this is a classic power fantasy setup. She should have an easy ride, slap down her enemies, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But reality is

Her brother: "Little sis, I've missed you so much!" (Inner thoughts: Would killing my sister prove my freedom better?)

Her brother's boss: "Welcome aboard." (Inner thoughts: One more pawn.)

Her brother's colleague: "Hi, I'm Sigma." (Inner thoughts: She's so cute, she's so cute, she's so cute, )

Ilya: "...Huh?"

Did they give me the wrong script?

She decided to tear it up and rewrite it.

So she started playing pranks, learning Japanese and deliberately reading "moon" as "love," writing the fifty kana like demonic scribbles, and driving her Japanese teacher to question the meaning of life. She had everyone at the entire base wrapped around her little finger.

Then she became a double agent, working for Fyodor on the surface while secretly passing information to the Detective Agency, and casually turning the Guild's schemes into a complete mess.

A few months later, in Yokohama.

The gravity manipulator saw injustice and prepared to play the hero and rescue a damsel in distress. Instead, he found the supposedly "frail foreign girl" had cleared the whole place in three punches and two kicks. She dusted off her hands and said, "Suka blyat."

He was silent for three seconds, then asked his subordinate, "...Were those guys she beat up the ones we've been chasing lately?"

His subordinate nodded.

Chuya stubbed out his cigarette. "...Fine. Saves us the trouble."

The suicide enthusiast had hung up a noose and was ready to die for love. She calmly cut it down. "This is more efficient."

Dazai: "...What are you doing?"

Ilya: "Weren't you going to jump? This is faster."

Dazai: "…"

Then she got a free parfait out of him and walked off.

A tiger-man wanted by three factions was carried around the streets as a mount by two little girls.

Atsushi Nakajima: "H-Help!"

Ilya walked by, took one look, then pulled out her phone and snapped a picture. "Posting this on social media."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Ilya-san!!"

All the big shots in Yokohama: ????????

Port Mafia: Who's that?

Armed Detective Agency: Who's that?

The Guild: Who's that?

Decay of the Angel: ...She's one of ours.

Only Sigma, the young man who was like a two-flavor ice cream, rubbed his forehead and said with exasperated affection, "That's just how she is. You'll get used to it."

Reader's Guide:

1. The female lead has MAX combat skills, MAX mind-reading, and MAX verbal sparring. Chaotic neutral, she acts only to protect herself and the people she cares about. She's no saint, but she's no villain either.

2. The male lead is a two-flavor ice cream, a pure-hearted, shy, healing type, and the female lead's only "safe zone."

3. Brother's redemption arc warning, and rice-ball-face regret warning. The more arrogant he is early on, the harder he'll get hit with face-slapping later.

4. A silly, satisfying story, with everyone out of character. Just enjoy the fun and don't take it too seriously.

Theme: Cherish your family.