
I Want to Die, but I Found a Long-Haired Man
想死,但捡到长发男
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- Completed
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- 203k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
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- 8mo ago
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I revisited "Want to Die, Picked Up the Long-Haired Man" again. It was still shocking and delicious, and I was still glad that I could encounter the teacher's work. Although I came late - it was over the day after we met, but I think it was God who gave me something to eat. So I decided to start a mukbang from scratch. Xiao Su's original family was not very happy, and his growth record was not outstanding. After his grandparents passed away one after another, the old yellow dog who accompanied him also left him. He was laid off from his job years ago. Earth Online was really bad to Xiao Su and seemed to want to fully optimize him. So on a snowy night, Xiao Su stood on the seventh floor, preparing to practice the first two words of the title of the novel. However, aliens falling from the sky - aliens in a sense - disrupted Xiao Su's plan for tonight. The filming of an oriental fantasy drama about immortals, heroes, gods and demons in ancient and modern cities started with one click. Xiao Su is accustomed to the feeling of being in control of everything. He considers things more comprehensively. Although he is about to speed up his life in the high-rise building, he has all the things to consider about the burden on his friends and community workers before bidding farewell to the earth. When Fu Yao proposed to go to Hubin Cliff, he was the one who thought of renting a vehicle and preparing a super-complete medical kit. Even when he was abducted back to the demon world for the first time, I still think that Xiao Su did not want to be with Fu Yao. It is true that Xiao Su belongs to another world is a reason, but it should also be related to the fact that Xiao Su did not formally say goodbye to the relatives and friends with whom he has interpersonal relationships on earth. The spiritual power left by Fu Yao is not Xiao Su himself. If you touch it carefully, there will definitely be flaws. Xiao Su will think of Lao Kong who once received his email. If something like that happens again, it will cause a big mental impact on Lao Kong. This is a matter that is beyond Xiao Su's control. Xiao Su cannot leave with peace of mind until everything is resolved. Xiao Su is gentle, and he is kind to the strange anthropomorphic creatures that fall from the sky, so much so that he attracts the demons into his house. He would explain to Fu Yao that the unlucky person who punctured the tire was a migrant driver, and would care about his friend's daughter who was in a bad state... When getting along with Fu Yao, he always considers more, such as the life span of humans and demons, and he always considers each other more maturely. Although Fu Yao is a demon, he is only a demon with a low degree of socialization. Xiao Su remained unwavering in the face of Xin Jiang's soft rice, dealt with Fu Si's adaptability in pretending to be Fu Liu, and seemed normal when meeting the Immortal Emperor, and everything was done with ease. Of course, Xiao Su is young and will naturally have a childish and cute side, such as the cup of coffee that Tonghai Xiyu Beach persuaded Fu Yao, who had not experienced coffee bitterness, to drink. Appearance may be something that is not worth mentioning about Xiao Su, but Fu Yao, Xin Jiang, He Bo, Yan Ji, Man Yi, Fu Huai and the guests from Mu Se who came to see Xiao Su's short video promoting her appearance will probably hold objections to this. Although the other world has nothing to do with the earth, Xiao Su cannot remain indifferent to the fact that his fellow "human beings" are living in dire straits amid war. The whole city is filled with mourning and blood, but there is nothing more than a thought to save the common people. Xiao Su assisted Fu Huai when he taught him everything he could, using modern knowledge to lead those who win more people's hearts to conquer the world. But who says that selfishness and great love cannot coexist, at least when choosing Fu Huai, the candidate for the master of the human world, it will be because of those eyes. Eyes similar to his lover's. In terms of age, Xiao Su is thousands of years old, but he is the one who occupies a leading position in the emotional relationship between the two. It was obvious that Fu Yao couldn't help but kidnap Xiao Su and bring him to the Nine Ruins Abyss Realm, but he was still the one escaping. Fortunately, Xiao Su took the initiative to break up the relationship between the two and said bluntly, "You like me." A sense of control arises spontaneously. If we don't make it clear, who knows how many years will it take for Jiuyuan Demon Lord, who has no intention and loves to hide things, and who won't say anything unless the matter is exposed, who says "stupid" to Aunt Wang and "stupid" to Xiao Su, to speak? Although Fu Yao is stupid, fortunately he is not wishful thinking. What fell from the sky was not Sister Lin, but the Demon Lord from the Nine Ruins Abyss Realm. Fu Yao. Demon Lord, it sounds like he should be cold-faced, ruthless, decisive and full of evil, but Aunt Wang said that Fu Yao was "stupid", He Boyan said that Fu Yao "feels like there is something wrong with his brain", and Xiao Su said that Fu Yao is "two hundred and fifty, stupid, pig-headed, stupid devil!" I wonder if Xiao Su will sometimes think of an emoticon: Fugui people are stupid, but they are really beautiful. Jpg It should be said that Fu Yao has a very high level of understanding. Before he came to Earth, Fu Yao once tried to recruit a little demon as his younger brother, and he repeatedly gained wisdom and wisdom. Although he was betrayed all the time, he still got enough loyal subordinates. After a narrow escape, he blew himself up in the Ling Mansion and started all over again, relying on his pure force to become the Demon Lord of the Nine Ruins Abyss Realm. After coming to Earth, learning didn't seem to be difficult for Fu Yao. He quickly received modern education in the library, learned to watch TV, play games... And even learned that it was not good to ask for leave just after work. Of course, there is also jealousy for those who are self-taught! But what is puzzling is that the Demon Lord who came out of the Nine Xu Abyss Realm is actually very law-abiding in modern society. A few immoral behaviors are actually due to the fact that he cannot buy tickets without an ID card, which turns into a cloud of fare evasion. As for making money, I thought about working as a substitute for Xiao Su, working as a coolie in sorting and logistics. I don't know where I learned to be a virtual anchor... I never thought about using illegal means to obtain money, I never thought about becoming a king on the earth, and I accepted and recognized the values of modern society... How could he be such a stupid, honest, simple and cute devil? Maybe it's Xiaosu who teaches well. However, I personally believe that this kind of demon is very rare among demons, and is still rare in the world of other demons. Fu Yao had already committed this behavior when he had no concept of "jealousy". The concept of love in TV series is very harmful. Thank you for coming to the rescue. Only Fu Yao really listened to the next sentence of "promise". It should be the demon's unintentional lack of emotion. Fu Yao, who was tortured by the Xianxia TV series, made Xiao Su's mate selection a complete failure, so "Yao Su" was born. Xiao Su was able to identify Yao Su's true form at the first glance. After all, it was too perfect to be real. The demon king who suffered a blow from "Yao Su" woke up with a lesson in the secret realm of Yaochi. I learned another lesson from Teacher Xiao Su. Fu Yao is "stupid" and does more than he talks, such as the Injury Transformation Technique and the Heaven-breaking Gandi Technique. Demons are born from the inner demons of non-demon creatures, and their true form is a mass of fog, so the Nine Ruins Abyss Realm is actually the City of Fog? As a heartless inner demon, Fu Yao shed countless tears for Xiao Su. Fortunately, Fu Yao's surname was not Lin. If he didn't let her shed tears again and again, it would be like falling from the sky. A lively and beating heart is a necessary condition for the existence of life among non-demon creatures. The demons are not, so the demons have no heart, but Fu Yao just grew a heart because of Xiao Su. The heart is born out of love. In the past, Fu Yao could always do whatever he wanted to do for him in order to "survive", but after the stormy sea incident, Xiao Su released half of Fu Yao's spiritual power and fell into a coma to help Fu Yao "live". However, Fu Yao was covered in blood and tears in the Jiuxu Palace and wanted to blow up the spiritual palace. In front of the heartless Demon Snow Crow, it's not like "I thought that committing suicide for love was just an ancient rumor." The treasures of heaven, materials and earth allow the two to live and die together. Fortunately, the Immortal Emperor has an old relationship with the Ghost Emperor, so Fu Yao can borrow a compass to speed up his practice and Xiao Su can be reunited. The master-disciple relationship also has its own flavor. The story has gone through many ups and downs before being completed, and the relationship has gone through many twists and turns but is still very healthy. This is very rare in online novels where unhealthy relationships are the most common. Love and hate entanglement? It seems to be just love and entanglement. Perhaps eating a pot of instant noodles that are three months out of date in a rental house or drinking a cup of coffee at Tonghai Xiyu Beach are destined to entangle the two people. The plastic hairpin made by cheap modern technology that was purchased casually echoed the otherworldly green scale stone ring with the meaning of love on the ring finger. The drizzle of their emotions unknowingly gathered into the ocean of love. I once searched for "how to write a long review" on the Internet and wanted to get the answer, but unfortunately I couldn't learn it. Therefore, in a sense, this is not a long review. It is more of a nonsensical complaint and inexplicable ramblings from my divergent thinking, focusing on typing which sentence on the keyboard in a dream. Admittedly, I don't have any ideas to guide my creation. I just want to follow the worldview and think about some things that may be possible but not necessarily happen in the future. For example, if the Immortal Emperor, the Ghost Emperor and the Demon Lord are playing mahjong together with this foreigner, the introduction will be: Immortal Emperor Cong Yun, Ghost Emperor Youqin, Demon Lord Fu Yao, Yunchang Su Mingjun? Hmm... What would happen if your world of fairies, ghosts and demons didn't have two characters in its name? ! Cong Yun can see Xiao Su, who can see the earth through the water mirror. Will he be so bored that he and Youqin watch the fairy tale drama through the water mirror and complain about it? If the short video Mu Se took for Xiao Su becomes popular, will Xiao Su become an Internet celebrity? Will there be people in some forums who remember Fu Yao as a small anchor? Will Fu Yao return to hold the real bond ceremony? Do you also invite the Six Realm Lords to this one? If you send an invitation, is it an extra special one for Fu Yuan? If Xiao Su and Fu Yao talked about cross talk, would Fu Yao only be a compliment? "Su Yao" and "Yao Su" are a kind of young couple (the average age is not young), so what if the demon Xiao Su and the human being are in love? Well, in fact, I always feel that retelling a story that the author has finished to the author is tantamount to saying in front of Li Bai who has written "A Gift to Wang Lun": Oh, I know you, Li Taibai. I once drank in Peach Blossom Pond and met a good friend... There is a kind of meaningless tinkering. But I did it anyway. I'm looking forward to the new side story of Xiao Su and Fu Yao. If there is one, I hope to see it. If not, I hope there will be. After all, I will definitely think about the good results! Hello, just let me take a bite QAQ! At the same time, we are looking forward to the update of Teacher Qiyan's new work "The Substitute Has a New Job", and hope that Teacher Qiyan will bring a better story [Spreading Flowers]!
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