Tang Chufeng, the well-known male lead of an apocalypse novel on a certain web-novel platform.
After finishing the story of Apocalypse: The Return of the Strongest, he was ready to enjoy the peak of his life when the world of the novel suddenly collapsed.
When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into a stand-in wife in an old-school romance novel aimed at female readers, and was bound to a conquest System.
"Conquering someone? Piece of cake!"
But once he figured out the situation, he couldn't smile anymore.
"You want me to go after a man?"
The hopelessly straight man cracked on the spot. "I'd rather be single than turn gay!"
System: [No gay stuff, or you'll get electrocuted.]
His apocalypse reward system had been completely revamped into a proximity system: step more than a hundred meters away from the target, and the electricity would start flowing.
To stay alive, Tang Chufeng, who only wanted to lie flat, found another way to break the deadlock: brute force!
So I can't get more than a hundred meters away?
He whipped out a teleportation card and made the domineering CEO follow him with a single click, instantly becoming his caretaker.
The CEO watched his legs walk on their own. "This is creepy. My legs have a mind of their own."
So you like your unattainable first love?
He put on that person's face and pulled a switcheroo: if you love him, look at me more.
The CEO stared at his first love, who was acting completely out of character. "That's weird. Did someone put a spell on you today?"
After one combo attack after another, the affection rating went down instead of up.
The System panicked. [Do you even know how to win someone over?]
Tang Chufeng: "It's not my fault. The CEO is just a total idiot!"
By day, he was a workhorse, helping the CEO dominate the business world.
The CEO sneered coldly. "Men, don't fall for me. It won't end well."
By night, he played the role of a kept man, letting the CEO have his way with him.
The CEO flipped his attitude as soon as he got out of bed. "Men, you may have my body, but you'll never have my heart."
He'd had enough. He closed his eyes and pretended to have amnesia. "Who are you?"
But the CEO suddenly fell for him. "Men, I've fallen in love with you."
???
Tang Chufeng: "Bro, what exactly are you in love with?"
The CEO gazed at him tenderly. "The way you refuse to kneel."
A frustrated bottom who has all the classic domineering-CEO flaws but can't act on them x a terminally straight bottom with a broken thought process who only wants to give up and lie flat but is forced to turn gay
P.S. 1. Warning! Lighthearted, brainless, and poorly written!!!
2. This isn't a classic CEO romance. Some parts include survival and monster-fighting plots, but the overall tone is light and humorous.
3. The top had a physical relationship with the original bottom. This can be regarded as a requirement of the original book's setting, and the behavior was unconscious. Only after the bottom transmigrated into the book did the top gradually begin to develop self-awareness, so readers can decide for themselves how to define purity.
4. HEHEHE, everything serves the fun. There may be minor differences between the main text and the blurb, so read with caution if that bothers you.
5. The original blurb was posted on 2025.10.07, and the revised blurb was posted on 2026.6.22. Screenshots of both have been saved.
Theme: To be added
There is absolutely no way in this world that a gun would be used as a missile! I admit I'm scared
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Good morning, Master Three. Come and support me.
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