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Li Qingchan transmigrates into a story about a fake heiress and a real heiress. She becomes the Heavenly Balance Sect Master's long-lost biological daughter, but she is born without a spiritual root and is useless. Li Luoshuang, the heroine who took her place, has a Heavenly Spiritual Root, the favor of family and friends, and every opportunity handed to her.
By comparison, the original Li Qingchan was abandoned by her father, bullied by her fellow disciples, mocked by the heroine, and suppressed by the male lead. So Li Qingchan binds herself to a Madcap Literature System. Faced with the choice between making a fortune and working hard, she chooses to go crazy.
A fellow disciple provokes her. Li Qingchan (turns into an ape) (leaps into the forest) (swings through the vines) (steals a banana from a passerby), successfully dodging the attack.
During a trial in a secret realm, Li Qingchan punches through an illusion that messes with people's minds and shouts, “I've had enough! One punch and I'll blow up the Earth!”
At the sect tournament, Li Qingchan unleashes a fluid combo: “Uppercut! Lowercut! Sweep the leg! Spinning kick! Tornado destroys the parking lot! Antelope kick! Goat leap! Crow flies in a plane! Completely unhinged!” She takes first place.
From then on, a legend spreads throughout the cultivation world: the Heavenly Balance Sect Master's daughter has no spiritual root, yet possesses an astonishingly strange cultivation.
Yan Fufeng was lying low at the Heavenly Balance Sect for a reason. On the third night after passing the selection and entering the sect as an inner disciple, he received a jade slip message from his senior sister, Li Qingchan.
[AAA Tianlin Sect BBQ Auntie Li]: I've locked my heart and shut out love (locked, but not completely. The key's on top of the doorframe, and anyone over 180 cm can reach it) [Rose]
Before he could make sense of it, a second message immediately followed.
[AAA Tianlin Sect BBQ Auntie Li]: Could you reply to me? No? Oh, okay, I didn't particularly want one anyway. I'm dying, I never thought you were that handsome. Hahahaha, this is killing me. Sorry, you're really putting on airs [Sweat]
Yan Fufeng: ?
Unhinged senior sister with unstable mental health, who sends the whole sect flying × Smiling, loyal junior brother, occasionally a little scheming
#My life has gone off the rails
#How can anyone be alive without going a little crazy?
#Ever since I got a mental illness, I've felt so much more mentally healthy
1. The madcap-literature descriptions in the blurb and the story are taken from the internet, with a few small changes of my own.
2. The worldbuilding is entirely my own. My cultivation levels are: Mortal Transcendence, Core Formation, Enlightened Mind, Embracing Simplicity, Returning to Truth, Breaking Delusion, Knowing Fate, Peering into Heaven, Ascending to Immortality.
Theme: My mental state is perfectly fine!
