[Western Crossover] My Digital Dad Helps Me Become a Dating Expert

[You are light. You are hope. You are Robin!]

[So am I Dick Grayson or Tim Drake?]

[...]

[Jason Todd? Damian Wayne? Maybe Stephanie Brown? None of them? Helena Wayne? Carrie Kelley? Surely not Bruce Wayne? If you ask me, the Robin King doesn't count as Robin!]

[...No.]

[Could I be Starro?]

[...Something like that...]

[Huh? What do you mean, something like that?]

I flip out of bed and rush into the bathroom. The girl in the mirror has black hair and blue eyes, and a face so pretty it belongs on a poster. Apart from her gender, she's right in the sweet spot for nine out of ten Batmen in the multiverse.

How is that anything like Jarro?!

[System, does that mean I'm a big bad who's been reborn, too?]

[I get it! It's because I'm Batman's favorite Robin!]

[...Right.]

[OH~ So where do I rank on Bruce Wayne's list of heirs?]

[...You're not on it.]

[Then what about my trust fund?]

[There is no such thing.]

[Then what's the point of becoming Robin?]

[...]

[To claim the title of Gotham's biggest player? I don't have a cannon... Ah! Now I do!]

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