After Scamming Gojo Out of Two Billion, I Was Forced to Open a Cursed Spirit Restaurant

1. Shi Xi, a white fox who roamed everywhere, transmigrated into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen the first time he took human form. A voice calling itself the System told him that something strange had happened in this world. Cursed spirit corpses no longer disappeared after being exorcised. Instead, they rotted and stank just like ordinary corpses, and leaving them untreated would cause a lot of trouble.

As it happened, the cursed technique he gained after arriving here was cooking.

Cursed spirits prepared by his hand became incredibly delicious, and could be seen and eaten. They were safe and non-toxic: ordinary people could eat them without side effects, while sorcerers would be greatly nourished by them.

The System's mission for him was "purification," or he would be struck by heavenly tribulation.

Shi Xi: ...

The white-haired, red-eyed fox spirit fell silent, then raised a hand and purified the System.

2. He enrolled at Jujutsu High, tricked twenty billion from the super-rich teacher Gojo, and made a stylish escape, planning to enjoy the human world. But before he could even leave Tokyo, he was caught.

The handsome teacher pulled off his blindfold and used threats and bribes to make him work off his debt.

Shi Xi: Work? In your dreams!

The fox spirit refused to be worked like a beast of burden!

He released his demonic power, and fluffy white ears and a tail sprang out. He was about to fight back with force, but the teacher's blue eyes lit up as he grabbed his tail and ears and rubbed them with abandon, leaving them drenched in pleasure.

Damn it, why did his heat have to start at a time like this!

3. Shi Xi was forced to open a cursed spirit restaurant to pay off his debt.

A cursed spirit restaurant didn't mean one run by cursed spirits, or one with cursed spirits as its servers. It was a restaurant specializing in cooking cursed spirits.

He couldn't handle everything by himself, so he started hiring.

Toji Fushiguro, the strongest body, the Sorcerer Killer? Wow, what a sexy build. Hired!

Choso, Itadori's older brother? Tsk, a brooding beauty. Hired!

Suguru Geto, leader of the former Star Religious Group? Oh, a gorgeous flirt. Hire... ahem, looks like I can't hire him, so let's collaborate!

Besides, people from Jujutsu High took turns helping out at the restaurant. Before long, the cursed spirit restaurant was a huge hit, and the sorcerers finally had employee meals.

But Shi Xi realized something was terribly wrong. The nourishment sorcerers got from eating cursed spirits was apparently nourishing them... in a certain way.

Shi Xi, pinned to the kitchen counter in the back after closing every night: ...I'm numb to it all.

The staff, blushing and greedily nuzzling his fluff after getting their fill: So soft~

Unable to take it anymore, Shi Xi planned to run away after delivering this last takeout order. He never expected the delivery to take him straight to the King of Curses' home.

Shi Xi: ...Haha, screw it. Life is an open wilderness!

#One day, by chance, Shi Xi saw an interview with Teacher Gojo, where he was asked about being swindled out of twenty billion.

In the video, the handsome white-haired teacher took off his sunglasses and smiled mischievously, his bright blue eyes curving. "Only twenty billion. The little guy's appetite is so small. I was planning to give him my entire fortune~ But I didn't want to scare him, so I decided to play along for now~"

Shi Xi: Huh?

#Damn it, it was a trap! Humans are so despicable!

2014.12.14 [Screenshot saved as evidence]

Reading guide: 1. Pairing undecided for now. The extras will explore other routes. Group favorite, all-ships harem protagonist. OOC and kink warnings.

2. Contains many original settings. Geto and Toji survive; Yuta and Rika are not a couple (Rika achieves Buddhahood); all Jujutsu High students are aged up.

3. No trolling or unsolicited writing advice. No need to announce if you're dropping the story. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please stop. Hope all the little sorcerers reading have a nice day every day~

Theme: Put waste to use and turn it into treasure.