Five-and-Summer's Kid? No, That's Sukuna's Bait

My next project will be The Gojo Family's Cursed Bride. The blurb is at the end. If you're interested, please click to bookmark it, everyone~

[Blurb]:

Sukuna x a naturally airheaded, slightly unhinged little mad dog

1.

Natsuki Geto was a cursed womb born from Gojo and Geto. He was lucky enough to have the Six Eyes and be a curse user, but unlucky enough to lose both his parents at a young age.

Growing up without a mom or dad, he believed the claim that "there can't be two pairs of Six Eyes in one era." So, single-mindedly, he decided to travel back in time, erase his own birth, and take out that guy called Sukuna while he was at it.

2.

He did go back, but things weren't looking good.

His parents back in their school days seemed to be deeply in love, each other's one and only. They didn't look like they'd be easy to split up.

The Hayakawa family in the dorm next door was incredibly noisy. Natsuki felt like his IQ dropped a little every time he spent time with them.

As for Sukuna... that guy was the biggest headache.

Without knowing it, Natsuki had absorbed one of Sukuna's fingers. And because his Cursed Spirit Manipulation was special, any cursed spirit he absorbed automatically formed a binding vow with him. Neither of them could kill the other, so now this big shot could use his ridiculously sexy voice to roast Natsuki inside his head every single day.

Damn it, the whole plan was a complete failure!

3.

Natsuki wasn't giving up! After giving it a lot of thought, he decided to change his plan!

Can't have two pairs of Six Eyes? Easy! The gorgeous Six Eyes boy gouged out his own eyes, and then... Sukuna inside him healed them.

Natsuki: ???

Sukuna: "This is fun. Keep going~"

Can't kill Sukuna? Easy! Then he'd make him wish he were dead!

Natsuki got a copy of The Nemesis Handbook from Denji next door. Denji had found it while scavenging. After studying it late into the night...

He entered Sukuna's innate domain and asked, "Can I feel your pecs?" He got beaten up.

He force-fed Sukuna food he'd cooked himself. It tasted so awful that he got beaten up.

He took Sukuna out, insisting they walk beneath the moon holding hands. He got beaten up.

After a shower, still damp and wearing a loose kimono, he summoned Sukuna so they could cuddle up and sleep. Instead, he got kissed... hard.

Natsuki: ???

Sukuna gazed at his lips, glistening with moisture and bitten red. "This is fun. Keep going~"

Natsuki was certain something wasn't right. He hated Sukuna even more!

4.

But Natsuki hadn't expected that later, as he traveled back and forth through different timelines, failing again and again, suffering, sinking into despair, and nearly dying, Sukuna would always stay by his side.

Natsuki thought, Maybe it doesn't have to be right. Maybe I'll just keep him by my side for the rest of my life...

Wait, wait, wait! The thought shocked him so badly that he broke into a cold sweat. He couldn't believe it: "Have I gone fucking crazy?"

The evil big shot grinned. "Doesn't matter. Even if you go crazy, I can still fuck you~"

Everyone: Who's 'you'? Explain yourself!

Mahito, butting in for fun: "Damn?"

Kenjaku, enjoying the drama: "I think he means sleep with~"

Denji, completely out of the loop: "Weren't you going to borrow the book and treat me to a burger?"

Aki, glancing at the book: "The Nemesis Handbook: Your Nemesis Can Only Be Your Wife?"

Megumi/Itadori/Inumaki, wary: "What is that guy planning?"

Gojo/Geto, furious: "Domain Expansion!!!"

Bonus scene: The bizarre logic of Natsuki's little-dog brain: a father's murder must be avenged, so he wants Sukuna to have a baby for him...

Natsuki: Sukuna, can you have babies?

Sukuna: "Tired of living?"

The pup runs off, then comes back: "Can you have a baby?"

Sukuna, annoyed: "Get lost."

The pup leaves again, then comes back: "Can you have one?"

Sukuna, fed up: "No!" (Really snappish.)

The pup, deeply disappointed: "Oh. I'll spread the word that Sukuna is infertile."

Sukuna: ???

(And then Natsuki the pup was caught and fucked senseless.)

2024.8.20

Reader's guide: 1. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with a little Chainsaw Man. Main couple: Natsuki and Sukuna. Side couple: Gojo and Geto. Characters are aged up.

2. Baby Natsuki will call Geto "Mom." This is based on how Ugly-cute would react to Geto, from a cursed spirit's perspective. Please decide for yourself whether this is for you.

3. Contains lots of original additions. OOC warning! Happy ending!

4. Written for my personal tastes. A work of unhinged fun. No writing advice or trolling, please. No need to tell me if you're dropping it. Mwah~

[Upcoming Story]:

A wicked, tentacled, nonhuman heroine who knows how to tease

Usuba Shizuki has a secret: she's a monster possessed by an evil spirit.

When she was seven, her adoptive guardian took her to a banquet. From afar, she saw the Divine Child surrounded by people. He was as beautiful as the crescent moon in the sky.

His brilliant blue eyes turned toward her, their gaze as sharp as the moon's curved blade.

Her guardian told her, "That's Gojo Satoru. You need to find a way to marry him."

When they met again at fifteen, the moon hung higher, and its curved blade had grown even more dangerous. She had to tilt her head back to see it.

The moon was aloof, but the tall and striking young master of the Gojo family was kind to the people around him. He smiled at them, played around with them, and even shared all kinds of delicious food.

But whenever his eyes met hers, those blue eyes held nothing but coldness.

But what could she do? No matter how cold the moon was, she had to pull it into her arms.

Otherwise, she was going to die.

Later, she plucked the moon from the sky, and the crescent blade became a full moon in her arms.

The hand that once pressed against her forehead to activate his technique would now gently wipe away her tears when he took her past her limit.

Those blue eyes, always so cold, would fill with tender smiles. The mouth that once said hurtful things now repeated "I love you" again and again, and sweetly entwined with her lips and tongue.

The moon finally shone down on her, but Shizuki was a monster, and she abandoned the moon.

--

From the first moment Gojo Satoru saw that girl, he could tell there was something strange about her.

The black runes coiling over her body, the slick tentacles creeping out from beneath her hem, and the eyes she turned toward him, feigning innocence.

A monster that wasn't quite a cursed spirit. As long as it didn't come near him, it wasn't worth worrying about.

But she wouldn't leave him alone. She fearlessly came up to him again and again, and even caught the finger pressed against her forehead and sucked it into her mouth...

Only later did Gojo Satoru learn that she acted that way because she was terrified of dying.

2025.6.5 (screenshot saved)

Reader's guide: Mainly Gojo, with a little bit of an all-character pairing. Contains lots of original additions. OOC warning. Read at your own risk if you don't like that.

Theme: Love can cross mountains and time, and help us become better versions of ourselves.