Hey, Don't Mess with My Prescription!

[Hey, want to make a wish? The kind that definitely comes true.]

1

“God, I want to go to a top-tier university in the north! Please, let me spend every day at a top-tier university!” The man knelt devoutly in the temple.

Bai Qinghe, a trainee little deity, narrowed his eyes and flicked his fingertips.

A top-tier university? Easy. That was no problem at all.

Two months later, the man sat in his seat, gazing at the packed crowd, utterly despairing as he held up a megaphone. “Line up to board! Get on first, then scan the code!”

God, I meant a top-tier university! How did you turn it into Route 985?!

2

The young woman knelt in front of the shrine and closed her eyes. “God, let me make a fortune and lie flat. The sooner, the better. I can’t take this job anymore.”

The sooner the better? Then there was no time to waste.

Bai Qinghe hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth and traced a streak of light with his fingertip. It wrapped around the young woman’s wrist.

...He might have drawn one of the talismans wrong. It shouldn’t make much difference, right?

Bai Qinghe watched nervously as the young woman went down the mountain and spectacularly crashed into a luxury car.

Half a year later, the young woman was sprawled in a mansion like a salted fish, with the handsome man beside her clearly the same one who had been driving that luxury car.

“Honey, that temple really is amazing. All I wanted was to make a fortune, and the god even threw in a husband!”

3

The overworked office employee clasped his hands together. “Little deity, I hear you’re very effective. I want to be the top performer in my department!”

When the office employee returned to work after his vacation, he found that several people were missing from the department.

He asked around and learned that all the high-performing colleagues had quit. At last, he was the department’s top performer.

Dazed by the bonus deposited into his bank account, he muttered, “That works, too?”

More and more people learned that the temple on the mountain was seriously uncanny.

*

At the gods’ annual review meeting, Bai Qinghe’s “great achievements” naturally became a major topic of discussion.

The Divine Lord looked at Bai Qinghe’s performance review. A rare, complicated expression appeared on his face. “Qinghe, you...”

Bai Qinghe blinked innocently. “Divine Lord, you know I don’t have a teacher.”

Come on, he’d taught himself with no teacher at all. He was already doing really well!

Looking at him, the Divine Lord could only sigh. “Fine. Take some time off for now.”

Bai Qinghe: Great! I can finally enjoy a nice vacation.

“Go find the Immortal. He emerged from seclusion today, and from now on he’ll personally train you.”

???

You mean the Immortal Xuan Mochen, who’s supposedly hideous, with a blue-green face and fangs, and a vicious personality?

Bai Qinghe suddenly felt that maybe he shouldn’t take a vacation after all.

*

As soon as Xuan Mochen emerged from seclusion, he noticed a timid little deity secretly following him around all day.

Xuan Mochen’s brow twitched. “Come out...”

Xuan Mochen had been told a year before he went into seclusion that he’d have to train a little deity when he came out. He was already regretting it. Was it too late to go back into seclusion now?

*

Bonus scene:

Xuan Mochen wrapped an arm around the person trying to escape and leaned close to his ear. “Xiao Bai, let me see how much you’ve improved.”

With an aching back and unfocused eyes, Bai Qinghe thought: Is this what divine power is supposed to be used for?!

[Seems clever and aloof on the outside but is actually a silly beauty bottom x Immortal top who’s been in seclusion too long and isn’t exactly normal]

Reading Guide:

1. A silly, funny, sweet little story. Logic takes a vacation, so don’t overanalyze it.

2. The central idea was formed on 2024.12.12 and has been screenshotted.

Theme: Make a wish. It might come true