Luck Can't Save the Unlucky, and Spending Won't Change Your Fate

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My name is Yun Xu. I've been unlucky since I was little, born under an ill star and destined to squander money.

To live a few years longer, I entered into a ghost marriage with a vengeful spirit when I was seven.

Then I joined a sect at ten and became a Celestial Master at sixteen.

Uh, on my very first day in office, I smashed a sword worth a hundred million.

...Forget it. Let the world end.

I thought my life would go on like that, with danger narrowly avoided every time.

Then, when I was eighteen, my master told me that if I couldn't find the vengeful spirit I'd married and consummate the marriage, I wouldn't live to see twenty.

Master, do you know what consummating a marriage means?

Consummating a marriage with a vengeful spirit?

Could anything be more terrifying than finding out you have to consummate your marriage with a vengeful spirit?

Oh, yes. There could.

On the way to find that spirit, I fell for another one.

...Not that I mean anything by it. The other one is just ridiculously good-looking.

It's only natural, right?

Besides, I'm a broke ghost and he's a vengeful spirit.

Doesn't that make us a match made in heaven?

One day, Xin Qian, the Ghost King of Fengdu, woke from a nap and suddenly remembered he had a wife back in the human world. He decided to go check whether she was still alive.

But when his young wife saw him, her normally placid eyes lit up at once.

Xin Qian: ...No way. Does she like me?

One evening, a human and a ghost decided to spice things up a little and lay down together.

Xin Qian: "What if your husband finds out you're with me?"

Yun Xu: "You're the one who led me down this path, where I'm neither a wife nor a lover!"

Notes:

1. Originally titled Ten Years After Our Ghost Marriage, I Fell for Someone Else. Not NTR. One-on-one pairing, and the love interest is the same ghost Yun Xu married.

2. The protagonist's moral compass comes and goes. The love interest has no morals. Don't judge them by normal standards.

3. The protagonist is shamelessly lustful and full of ideas; the love interest has no limits and can take many forms. They're a perfect match, and they'll try every kind of play.

4. A sweet little romance. Basically, it's about discovering that the other person is exactly your type. One-on-one, both sexually inexperienced.

5. "You're the one who led me down this path, where I'm neither a wife nor a lover!" is adapted from Thunderstorm.

Theme: Even in adversity, keep striving to improve yourself.