In his previous life, Wen Zhi gave his life for the Dao. He thought that after a lifetime of struggle, he could finally close his eyes and rest, but when he opened them, he had transmigrated to another world.
...And he still had to cultivate immortality.
A thing calling itself the System told him that the original owner of his current body ranked one hundredth on this year's Qingyun List. If he didn't want to be erased ten years from now, he had to reach the top of the list within ten years.
The System praised the Qingyun List as the greatest thing ever. Later, Wen Zhi discovered that the first-ranked cultivator had vanished without a trace, the second hadn't even learned how to abstain from food, and the third and fourth were being chased around by a few geese...
Why is this cultivation world so full of frauds? Did you buy your rankings?
Wen Zhi lived in seclusion in a town. He never expected that, as the saying goes, life is full of unexpected misfortunes. By a stroke of luck, he rescued a white-haired man.
The man was covered in injuries and ailments. He couldn't lift a shoulder or carry a hand, knew nothing about food, was too lazy to move a limb, was blind and deaf, and spat blood all the time. The only thing he was enthusiastic about, day in and day out, was climbing into Wen Zhi's bed and demanding compensation in kind.
Wen Zhi had never met anyone so shameless.
Bai Mu (posing coquettishly, winking): A Zhi, you're quite taken with me too, aren't you?
Wen Zhi (without looking up): If you're itchy, go take a bath.
Bai Mu (dressed to the nines, covered in little bells and trinkets, flopping onto the bed): Seeing me like this, A Zhi definitely won't be able to resist, right? Just thinking about it gets me excited, hehe.
Wen Zhi (lifting the covers): ...
After resisting again and again: If you're sick, go get treatment.
Bai Mu takes off his clothes, chanting as he goes: A Zhi loves me, A Zhi doesn't love me, A Zhi loves me, A Zhi doesn't love me...
Wen Zhi: Why the hell are you taking off my clothes? Get out!
After Bai Mu fakes his death, Wen Zhi tears through the cultivation world: So you flirt with me and then refuse to marry me? Fine. Even if you're a corpse in this life, don't think you'll get half a step away from me.
Bai Mu: ...So he really loves me this much?
A shameless, heartless beauty with an overwhelming need for control, 1 x A laid-back but genuinely powerful, overbearingly controlling old-fashioned 0
Bai Mu x Wen Zhi
A break-in-and-claim-you kind of love
The top is extremely, extremely, extremely clingy. The bottom acts like he's fed up with it, but secretly loves it.
Bai Mu: Does not relying on you anymore mean I've grown up?
Wen Zhi: It means you want to die.
Also known as: I woke up to find the entire cultivation world's level had regressed ten thousand years, while I stayed the same
Theme: Living the life you want
