Sickly, universally adored straight male top x three different varieties of dark, male bottom leads
[I want to write a little story about a universally adored top training his dogs. The bottoms' characterizations may change.] Please add to your favorites!!!
Xie Yu was the white moonlight of a scum top in a certain online novel. He was the dream lover the top didn't dare defile, a cool and aloof presence who made countless men jealous behind the top's back.
Having just completed a white moonlight System mission, he was unlucky enough to get bound to a dog-training System and tossed straight into a story set at an elite boys' school.
Xie Yu: Heh. Can't be bothered.
He thought he'd been sent there because the System space was short on staff, but weren't those three roommates staring at him with gleaming eyes the same hapless men he'd won over before?
The dog-training System chuckled nervously. "Bro, do me a favor. Just get the training points up, and we'll leave. Nothing else needs to happen."
Xie Yu thought back to his previous outrageous antics and felt his head about to explode. "The heavens are trying to kill me! Aaaah! Whatever. When in doubt, just pretend to have amnesia."
And so...
Roommate Number One, a genius hacker from a modern harem novel, had secretly installed a tracker on Xie Yu's phone and a camera in his dorm bed. He also kept finding ways to squeeze into Xie Yu's bed. The 102nd time Xie Yu kicked him out and told him to "Get lost," he grinned like a lovesick fool and immediately went back to rubbing his warm face against Xie Yu's cold shoulder.
Xie Yu: Are you sick or something?
In the small world, we were still good buddies. How did me faking my death turn my best friend into a deranged gay guy?
Roommate Number Two, a Zhulong from a fantasy story, used his race's ability to turn back time to cling to Xie Yu and grope him at every opportunity. Xie Yu couldn't accept that the little dragon he had raised was now a depraved pervert, but he couldn't bring himself to say something cruel to those clear golden eyes.
So the dog-training System could only watch as the oblivious Xie Yu was pulled into the sinister Zhulong's arms and kissed like a treasured possession.
Roommate Number Three was a feudal patriarch from an old political intrigue novel whom Xie Yu had won over. Back then, Xie Yu had struggled for ages just to fake his death and escape.
Now the guy insisted on holding him responsible for an accidental kiss.
Xie Yu: Come on, man. In the small world, I did all that stuff to you, and you said there was nothing wrong with men helping each other out. Why are you acting like this now?
Xie Yu believed in fairness. One slap each, then all three of them could get lost. He really was straight, and also a straight guy with a rather frail body.
He thought pretending to have amnesia, acting cold, and slapping them would be enough to get rid of these three nuisances.
But even after the dog-training points were maxed out, they still wouldn't leave him alone.
Theme: Be happy every day.
