Cannon Fodder Top, He’s Lying Flat!

[Important: Male lead tops and has children. Each installment is a standalone story.]

[Comments are closed. No shipping faction wars, please.]

Almost every novel needs a brainless, vicious cannon-fodder character who gets face-slapped by the protagonist, trounced, and then exits miserably.

The cannon fodder says: Get lost! Stop treating cannon fodder like we're not people!

World One: Sunny Earthling dog-boy top who is a male insect x a lovesick, tentacled number-one supporter who works eight jobs for his beloved wife, the ultimate wife-slave bottom

In his previous life, Neises was an Earthling kid who was transmigrated and duped by a disreputable interstellar entertainment company into becoming a streamer. He couldn't sing or dance, and suffered from extreme social anxiety. With only his pretty, expressionless face going for him, he became a foil to the fan-favorite male insect protagonist in the novel next door, and was constantly mocked and compared unfavorably on the forums.

The Earthling kid worked hard to practice, win over fans, and stay active, but the harder he tried, the more miserable he felt. He knew next to nothing about insect society and kept making a fool of himself, earning the illustrious title of "number-one clueless fool."

But a pretty face can win the day, and as a streamer with the appeal of a pretty ornament, the Earthling kid always stayed firmly in second place behind the protagonist.

He gradually realized that streaming wasn't for him. Just after saving up enough money to buy his freedom, he died in an accident. When he opened his eyes again, he was reborn.

Earthling kid: "Yes! No more overthinking! I'll lie flat and let them mock me. Retirement would cost a fortune, so a guaranteed salary to live on will do!"

Unexpectedly, his cheerful, lazy attitude wins him first place in the year-end election, also known as the Flower of the Brothel Freedom-Buying Fundraiser, the Competition to Find the Biggest Sucker, and the Perfect Example of How to Milk the Fans.

The lovesick number-one supporter, working eight jobs with his eight tentacles to raise his beloved's ranking: "My wife is the best streamer in the whole interstellar world!!"

The Emperor of Day Jobs will never give up. If all else fails, he'll just take on a few more jobs. JPG.

Can a silly, devoted husband love chocolate milk, too?

A slow, sweet, insecure fake heir top x a seemingly sunny, universally adored but actually obsessive and gloomy true heir, an intersex bottom

In his previous life, Li Miaomiao was the stupid, vicious fake heir in a story about two heirs, one real and one fake. He didn't just steal the true heir's place; he also wanted his adoptive parents' love all to himself, and ultimately ended up abandoned by everyone.

After unexpectedly being reborn, Li Miaomiao decisively chose to leave of his own accord. He thought life would put him through the wringer, but things took an unexpected turn. After falling in love, he seemed to reach the peak of life, suddenly gaining a wife, children, and a warm home.

Li Miaomiao: "There we go~ This is the real me.

I'm not as pretty as the universally adored guy next door, and I'm not as powerful as some overpowered protagonist from a web-novel site, but at least I didn't get a game over like I did in my past life.

My name is Li Miaomiao. Of all the fake heirs in stories about real and fake heirs, I'm the most ordinary one."

Here's the blurb for my next story. Please add it to your reading list! ^^

[I'd like to write a little story about a universally adored top training his dogs. The bottoms' characters may change.]

A gorgeous, laid-back, universally adored straight top x various types of male protagonists

Xie Yu is the pure-hearted love of a scum top protagonist in a story on a certain romance fiction site. He's the dream lover the protagonist doesn't dare defile, and the aloof beauty who makes countless men jealous behind the protagonist's back.

One day, a Dog-Training System binds him and throws him into a story set at an elite boys' school.

Xie Yu: "Yeah, right. I can't be bothered to argue."

Can a beautiful, innocent college boy meet a sweet senior girl?

But before he can even catch sight of a single hair on the senior girl's head, three roommates pick fights with him one after another.

Roommate One is a genius hacker from a modern-day harem novel. He does everything he can to squeeze into Xie Yu's bed.

Roommate Two is a Zhulong dragon who came from a fantasy movie. He abuses his ability to reverse time and keeps taking liberties with Xie Yu.

Roommate Three is a feudal patriarch from an old-fashioned political-intrigue novel. After one accidental kiss, he clings to Xie Yu and insists he take responsibility.

Xie Yu believes in fairness: one slap each, then get lost. He's straight.

He thinks a combination of the cold shoulder and slaps will get rid of these three problems.

Instead, even after their dog-training scores max out, they still refuse to leave him alone.

Theme: Sincerity is the foundation of human relationships.