When Geto the Cult Leader Gets a Dango

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A self-proclaimed evil Muggle duo vs. a duo who's been in a cold war for ten years and can't bring themselves to speak

Blurb:

With everything ready except the Cursed Queen, Cult Leader Geto Suguru picked up a little blob.

It was round, with a ring of white bandages over its eyes. It was soft and squishy, though a little under-stuffed. Even now, looking like a hard-boiled egg with a pointy head, it had an unmistakable stand-in flavor.

But Cult Leader Geto had a grand plan to carry out. How could a mere stand-in make him stop?

Until, caught off guard, he was headbutted by the little blob and instantly lost his mind.

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The next day, Cult Leader Geto summoned all his family members.

"Let's make the Star Religious Group bigger and stronger. First, let's set a small goal: take over the jujutsu world!"

The senior members: Has Lord Geto gone crazy?

The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons plan was put on hold, and the Star Religious Group began raking in money all over the country, repeatedly taking the number one spot among the most popular religious organizations.

Meanwhile, their curse spirit business was booming too.

The jujutsu sorcerers, whose jobs had all been stolen by the worst curse user, had this to say: Even Lord Geto's best friend, the one he used to get along with best, hasn't said a word. How could they dare speak up?

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Cult Leader Geto had a secret.

Ever since a little blob had headbutted him, a System had appeared in his mind.

The System went "fuwafuwa" every day, spilling spoilers like a little dummy.

Big me killed big you, fuwa...

But that was what big you decided, so big me chose to respect you!

Big me will be sealed inside the Prison Realm next year, because big me saw big you, fuwafuwa...

But after big me got out, big me went to take your body back, fuwa!

Big me died...

But our death anniversaries are on the same day!

Cult Leader Geto: Suspend the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons! Find that brain in a jar first!!

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Gojo-sensei had a secret too.

He'd been saddled with a little blob decorated with a kasaya pattern.

At their first meeting, the blob didn't even say hello. It took advantage of his momentary distraction and charged right into his head.

The kasaya blob was evil. It made him wonder if it had black-hearted cotton stuffed inside.

Because Gojo-sensei had never heard it say a single nice thing.

Big me abandoned big you. He's so mean, fuwa!

Because big me "died" when he was seventeen, fuwa...

Cursed spirit orbs taste awful. That wasn't just a bad summer. Big me lied to you, fuwa!

But now big me can swallow them without even changing expression, fuwa...

Big me has decided to launch the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons on Christmas Eve this year. If it doesn't work, big me will let big you do whatever you want with him!

And big you died on Christmas Eve next year...

"So has this big Gojo decided to make a change, fuwa?"

Gojo-sensei suddenly smiled.

"Our death anniversaries are on the same day... Sounds pretty good to me~"

This blurb came to me in the middle of the night on a whim. Sorry if it's childish, lol.

Premise: Love can heal anything