After Cross-Dressing and Tempting My Pure-Love Roommate

Roommate trope / □□ / innocent golden retriever x vixen

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Li Hanye is a breakup expert. With a slightly curled wig, a million-yuan sound card, a mature woman's voice, and an in-depth understanding of what guys like, there is no man he can't seduce and no breakup he can't arrange. Helping a friend humiliate a scumbag is a piece of cake.

His method is to get close to his targets through games and social apps, using voice messages and video calls to reel them in. Once the target takes the bait, he goes completely berserk:

"So, does big brother have a girlfriend?" "Are you asking me to be the other woman?" He cries and makes a scene until the target breaks up with the client of his own accord.

Once the breakup happens, Li Hanye changes his attitude in an instant, using cold violence and emotional manipulation to repay the scumbag twice over for everything he did, then humiliating him thoroughly. His customer satisfaction rate is 100%. Every sister who has used his services recommends him!

This time, the target is unusual: his roommate, Zhuang Ye. His gender is obvious, right? No matter. Li Hanye is confident. He's a professional, and he can take down any creature in the world with one of those.

He begins his hunt: casually touching his arm, leaving the bathroom door open while showering, pretending to be drunk and throwing himself into his arms...

Then Li Hanye discovers two things.

One: The client got the wrong person.

Two: Zhuang Ye does have one of those, but he has two.

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Zhuang Ye has been troubled lately. In the hallway, he reflexively grabs the bath towel slipping from his roommate Li Hanye's waist.

The young man's narrow waist curved into a half-moon below. Zhuang Ye hurriedly looks away, trembling from head to toe.

Holy crap, a real live gay guy. Holy crap, his eyes are so bright, the back of his neck so pale. Holy crap, no, no, I can't look. Hmm... just one glance? What, he's looking at me too?! What if I look again? Not only looking, but making a move? Th-then don't you dare regret it.

He could still keep himself in check, until Zhuang Ye ran into Li Hanye in a red dress.

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Later, Li Hanye regrets it. Every single time, he regrets it.

Theme: Honesty is a virtue.