1
Fang Kedi's online vest became popular.
In a certain game, American players taunted him around the world: "Your mother doesn't love you."
He took the opponent's head leisurely and calmly, and responded in person: "U no ma."
Netizen 1 commented: Hahaha, my English is bad, but it is full of ridicule.
Netizen 2 commented: I am a British-blind anchor, didn't you notice that the letters above his head are different?
It doesn't matter.
It is impossible for the other party to cross the ocean to beat him.
Fang Kedi never imagined that he would be packed up and sent to the United States by his uncle's family the next day.
My roommate is a 2-meter-tall macho man who can lift the 179 Gamer·Kedi·Fang with just one hand.
The macho man has been in a bad mood recently and broke three sandbags. Three!
I heard that horror stories often happened in the United States, so I was trembling and asked carefully about the reasons.
Macho Man: A player named "King Di Di" who was too bad at playing games scolded him for breaking his defense.
Fang Kedi:…………
2
Langton, a Chinese-American mixed-race, is the star quarterback of the school football team.
I was scolded "U no ma" while playing games.
Very angry.
After sneaking into the intranet, I learned that the person scolding me was a game anchor whose current IP address was in the United States. I immediately asked a friend to find him and arrange an offline fight.
Well, I must bring his Asian roommate with me.
Because it is easiest for a man to win the heart of his lover when he wins.
3
When we met for the first time, Fang Kedi, who really didn't speak English, introduced himself in Chinese: "Fang Kedi."
Langton: "Kitty?"
Fang Kedi: cold face. Jpg
Langton: "Kitty Kitty Kitty..."
Langton, who did not realize that Fang Kedi was King Didi because of his wishful thinking, called "Kitty":
My roommate is a handsome and noble boy like a cat.
Talk less.
Stay at home and don't like to attend parties.
She loves snacks but says "so sweet" whatever she eats.
Only drink hot water.
I always make a bad face at the food delivery software, saying, "The delivery time is so long," "The delivery fee is so expensive," "It tastes terrible," and "I can't stay in this shitty place."
He was disobedient a lot of the time, until I was about to find "King Di Di"... He suddenly became very obedient and clingy. He would sit on the sofa with his hands on his knees and kiss me.
4
Before the horse falls off, Fang Ke flutes: Wuwu, please don't fall off the horse, I can do anything.
Langton: The baby is such a clingy little sweetheart.
After falling off his horse, Fang Kedi said: Wuwu, please don't beat me to death, I can do whatever I want.
Langton's eyes darkened: Do you want to do everything?
Demining:
1. There is a high probability that she is a low-energy otaku princess who is being fucked by a high-energy beauty school boy.
2. There will be a plot about women dressing up to cheat online, what a shameful play.
3. The title and copywriting of the first version may be changed later, but the main idea remains unchanged.
Purpose: Internet access must be civilized