My Trash Ex-Boyfriend Sucked Me Dry and Became World Champion

[Reporting for you: Hamburger Cathead]

1. Mr. Ji Lan, how does it feel when your ex thrives after you break up?

"Ji Lan: It doesn't really make me feel any particular way.

...Just kidding!!!"

My damn ex-boyfriend won a world championship, and the endorsement offers won't stop coming. But what can you do? Song Jinzhao is 1.88 meters tall and genuinely handsome, and he plays the highly watched AD position.

He has tons of male fans and even more female fans. He can endorse luxury cars and makeup and skincare. He's raking in money from every direction.

Meanwhile, after the breakup, Ji Lan still has to work from dawn till late at night to pay off his loans.

What loans?

The high-interest online loans he took out in twenty-four installments to buy his ex-boyfriend a phone and a watch!

2. Can you share what it's like to meet a handsome, wealthy, top student right after breaking up?

"Ji Lan: It's a little troublesome.

...I'm not bragging.

Jiang Bei really is a little annoying."

Ji Lan swears he absolutely wasn't trying to rebound, and he absolutely wasn't hoping to pay off his loans with a man! So how did he just happen to meet this bespectacled, handsome, wealthy top student while working?

This rich guy might as well have the labels [Scheming], [Dangerous], and [Will Eat You Alive] written across his face!

I've learned my lesson. This Ji will never fall for the same trick twice!

If I bloom, the breeze will come!

A man must stand on his own!

I'll be the leading man of my own life!

...So how did I end up being won over anyway? TAT I-I-I have to rely on myself! TAT

3. Mr. Ji, what's it like when your husband gets mad for your sake, buys an LPL team, and utterly crushes your ex-boyfriend in a match?

"Ji Lan: I don't care anymore.

Fine.

You've caught me. It does feel pretty great."

The Jiang family is the largest prepared-food supplier in the country. It runs dozens of restaurant chains nationwide, the most famous of which are:

Lao Jiang Dumplings.

Big River, Big Ocean Big Bowl Beef Noodles.

Little Jiang Pan-Fried Buns.

Uh. Anyway, just tell me they're famous!

The young master of the Jiang family graduated from a top university with an engineering degree. After finishing his master's, he gave up the chance to study for a doctorate overseas, traded books for battle, and bought an LPL team. He then signed top players for a fortune and assembled an all-star dream team, clearly aiming to win the world championship.

The result? Netizens named it the Wife's Team.

What does that even have to do with anything?!

4. Mr. Ji, what's it like when your ex-boyfriend comes crawling back in tears, begging to get back together, only for you to take his call with one hand while your husband slips a huge diamond ring onto your other hand?

"Ji Lan: I don't think diamond rings hold their value.

I still prefer gold."

Although the young master of the Jiang family is a genius, he has practically no business sense. His lavishly funded team won the championship, but it lost so much money that it was completely wiped out. It was disbanded right after the championship.

Netizens' biting review: Wife's filling (crossed out) dumpling filling team.

The young master of the Jiang family didn't care in the slightest. He'd only done it to vent his wife's anger. He was happy to spend money to make his wife happy ^_^

5. Mr. Song Jinzhao, how does it feel when the ex-boyfriend who was utterly devoted to you suddenly becomes an untouchable flower on a high peak?

"Song Jinzhao: No, wait.

...What's it got to do with your damn business?

Who the hell are you?"

He's losing it! He's totally freaking out!

He's attacking the reporter!

Help, help, help!!

Scheming, top-student rich kid younger seme x blunt, impulsive uke

A melodramatic little sweet romance with an old-school vibe, half-sweet version

A love triangle where the ex chases his former lover and the current partner chases him too

The characters have both good and bad sides. These are my personal interpretations, so please don't read too much into them.

The esports content is minimal. Not based on real people.

The story takes place before 2020.

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Premise: "When absurdity rules, love will save us."