Xiao Tang knows she lives in a melodramatic novel. She takes all the dramatic events happening around her in stride, because she's just a passerby NPC.
One day, she picks up a handsome orange-haired guy named Chuuya. But with her wealth of experience, she knows this orange-haired guy is definitely trouble.
She even knows what's going to happen: first he'll try to kill me, then he'll fall for me. Once his feelings start to waver, all I have to do is look into those sinister, cunning eyes and murmur, "So beautiful..." Then he'll say, "You're not afraid of me?!" He'll be won over by my innocence and fall completely in love with me.
But the orange-haired guy doesn't fall for her. He sneaks away instead.
Just as she's lamenting that passerby NPCs don't get the dramatic-novel treatment, the orange-haired guy comes back, bringing his painful past and tragic childhood with him, and launches into a grand, passionate groveling campaign to win her back.
Xiao Tang finally lets out a sigh of relief. "Now this, I know."
Chuuya suddenly finds himself in a strange world, where a woman who seems to know what's going on takes him home. One day, he comes across her notebook, filled with detailed predictions. It says he'll fall in love with her, might make her run away while pregnant, and will betray her to his rival in exchange for his White Moonlight. But in the end, it'll all become a grand, passionate romance, and he'll love her desperately, fall to his knees, and beg for forgiveness.
Chuuya: ...She's crazy. I'm out.
Two months later, Chuuya's knees buckle outside Xiao Tang's home.
"Could you open the door?"
Wait.
This feels so familiar.
Theme: Work hard
Why do you laugh at our Zhongya's intelligence every day? Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha [purple sugar] kswl
Would a normal person really want to be abused like this?
Ha? And Nakajima Atsushi hahaha