Supreme Investigator Usagi

Breaking news: If you happen to come across a round, pale yellow rabbit-like creature on the street, please keep a reasonable and lawful social distance from it, and do not obstruct its movements.

Though it may look like an adorable little bunny, Usagi is an extraordinary investigator from the urban legend known as the "Seventh Division"!

Usagi: Puru! Ura yaha yaha ura~

#The Toning City cult "(Laugh)" recently changed its name to "Huh?" and launched charity work#

Cult members: Wonderful, it's the "Huh?" cult leader! We're saved!

Dimple: Hey, hey, hey! Open your eyes and don't believe everything! That's obviously a rabbit monster!

Reigen: Lighten up, Dimple. It's just a kid in an animal costume trying to overcome social anxiety~

Mob: ...Yeah.

#Mysterious new executive joins the Yokohama Port Mafia. Rumor has it they aren't human#

Outsider: Yikes! If they're not human, they must be a savage criminal!

Dazai: I'm curious how you managed to communicate with this creature, since it doesn't understand human language...

Chuya: With our hearts! Our souls! Our unspoken understanding!

Mori Ougai: With a subordinate's translation.

#Street-style photos in Beika Town show a cool, silver-haired man in black. Pairing the look with cute animal-themed accessories may be the new trend#

Rum: The Boss says this looks great. It's flashy but still deceptive, so we can keep...

Bourbon: Is that an experimental subject from the Organization?

Vodka: Big Brother, you went to the convenience store not for cigarettes, but for fabric and... pudding?

Gin: Usagi, you'd better stay a rabbit forever.

[Before You Read]

1. Written in a burst of inspiration. The characterization is "Huh?" and the logic goes "Yaha!"

2. Updates whenever I have time. The story includes some personal alterations to the timeline.

3. First-person narration. "I" am Usagi's senior partner. If that bothers you, please move along.

Theme: The world may be falling apart, but Usagi goes urayaha!