No One Knows Better Than Me How to Be a Straight Guy

Duan Yueze x Ye Yu

A top who looks cold and secretly overthinks everything (a green tea?) x a bottom who seems proper and gentle but is occasionally a little seductive

There's also a preview for the upcoming novel "How Could He Not Love Me?" at the bottom!

1.

Duan Yueze, male (straight), 20 years old.

To make money and pay off his debts, he followed the trend and started writing gay fiction, only to develop feelings for the bottom he'd created.

Is that reasonable? Stop updating. I have to stop updating.

But this shitty life told him that without money, he had no dignity, and might not even have a life.

You think death is the end of this shitty life?

No. Reality often tells you: it can get even shittier.

Even after dying, Duan Yueze can't escape. He's forced to transmigrate into a book of his own writing and keep living in poverty.

Transmigrate into a book, become an undocumented resident, and find yourself in a completely unfamiliar place.

A gambling-addicted dad, an ignorant mom, and a version of himself who has to follow the plot.

Life is just one huge fall after another, over and over, after you're born.

All he did was stop his wife from running off with the top he'd written. Was that wrong? No.

So why does every attempt to sabotage the plot bring him some kind of punishment?

2.

One day, Duan Yueze woke with his arms around Ye Yu, then sat outside the tent, racking his brains over how this had happened.

Given: I don't willingly hug things when I sleep.

Question: How did this unbelievable fact come about?

Solution 1: I was sleepwalking.

Solution 2: I have a second personality.

Solution 3: ...He took my hand and put it there.

Sleepwalking seems unlikely. My mental state is much better than it used to be. Even if I had that symptom, it would've been back then. Since I didn't sleepwalk and kill those people, it means I'm not afflicted with it.

Eliminated.

A second personality. Impossible. I can't afford to have that condition.

Eliminated immediately.

Duan Yueze switched to chewing on another finger.

There's only one truth... Could it really be? It doesn't seem... possible... not... maybe... but it is... no way.

After analyzing it for the umpteenth time, Duan Yueze arrived at an answer: He likes me.

3.

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Upcoming novel: "How Could He Not Love Me?"

Ke Yuankong is famous for his easygoing nature and has always indulged Liang Lin. So even when Liang Lin makes the absurd request that they enter a sham marriage, he readily agrees.

After more than ten years of friendship, Ke Yuankong never expected that he'd truly fall in love with Liang Lin after they got married.

And Liang Lin has avoided him ever since high school.

The level-headed Ke Yuankong can only cautiously test the waters: asking about Liang Lin's ideal type, giving him flowers he's grown himself...

He has no idea that Liang Lin had already had his way with him that night on the island.

Theme: Life comes before everything