The Timid Sickly Cat Knows How to Flirt

This novel will be published on March 29, 2025. I'll update regularly, usually around 10 p.m. Welcome, lovely readers! Please add it to your library and leave comments.

A timid "sick cat" who still manages to cause trouble x a cold "Lord Yama" with a sharp tongue

As oxygen levels on Blue Star decline, people who are physically strong and can contribute to humanity's survival will be transferred to other planets first.

Fu Jin makes the final group of lucky people to be transferred thanks to his exceptional programming skills.

But before his lucky dream can even begin, a cold-faced Lord Yama shatters it.

Fu Jin has barely stepped off the aircraft when the cold-faced Lord Yama shoots him. He nearly dies at the launch site.

From then on, he and this cold-faced Lord Yama share an inescapable "connection."

He talks badly about him behind his back, only for it to be broadcast live the whole time.

He sits down for a meal at a restaurant, only to brazenly take the other man's table.

Eventually, Fu Jin feels that after causing enough trouble, he isn't so afraid of dying anymore. So he simply climbs into the other man's bed, without a care in the world.

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Yu Yuanting comes from a prestigious family. Burning with patriotic fervor, he was among the first pioneers to arrive on Planet 1448.

But everything here is strange. His comrades, who fought alongside him, die one after another, and he grows cold and keeps everyone at arm's length.

While selecting the last group of people to land on Planet 1448, he may have made a mistake and let a "sick cat" slip through.

That man constantly challenges his limits, yet is as timid as a mouse.

He often badmouths Yu Yuanting behind his back, then even dares to climb into his bed. But it seems the sick cat isn't completely useless. At least he's cured Yu Yuanting's insomnia.

Mini-scenes:

Fu Jin, muttering behind his back: "It's fine. I'm lucky. He shot at me on the first day and still missed, which means his aim sucks. He's only pretending to be cold."

Yu Yuanting: "Could it be that I wasn't trying to shoot you at all, and you were just so pathetic you fainted from fright?"

Fu Jin, comforting someone: "Don't be sad. He said we're non-recyclable trash. He's here too, so he's trash as well."

Yu Yuanting: "Could it be that I'm the one who makes the trash?"

Fu Jin, rubbing his sore waist: "Yu Yuanting, other people have honey on their tongues. You have deadly poison on yours."

Yu Yuanting: "Could it be that it's not poison, but a love potion?"

Fu Jin, eyes unfocused: "Didn't you say you were a three-second barrier beast?"

Yu Yuanting: "Could it be that I meant the interval, not the duration?"

Coming soon

After the Fake Young Master Is Caught Writing Fanfiction About a Top-Tier Star

Yuan Qingcheng lives up to his name. Though he's a man, he's beautiful enough to topple a kingdom, and he's also a bona fide spoiled rich kid who has never known hardship.

Maybe fate couldn't stand seeing his life go so smoothly. Just after he turned eighteen, a paternity test came out of nowhere, and he learned that the life he'd enjoyed had been stolen.

His family still treated him fairly well, giving him a mansion. He then dropped the young master's label and went out into the world.

To pay the hefty property fees, he decides to put his vivid imagination to work by writing fanfiction about a top-tier star and cashing in on the star's popularity. Besides, the star lives right upstairs. Proximity is an advantage.

The entertainment industry's top-tier star, Song Muchen, is used to the endless flood of fanfiction about him, since he's famous enough to inspire it.

One day, his assistant gives him a fanfic pairing him with another man. Song Muchen is so angry he laughs, but the story also catches his attention.

The emotional tension, the descriptions of their body language... Why does reading this make his heart flutter?

So the top-tier star creates an account, learns to follow the story, ask for updates, and send gifts...

By chance, he discovers that the person writing the fanfiction about him is the handsome neighbor downstairs...

Mini-scenes:

1. Yuan Qingcheng: [Leave request] I'm stuck. I'll stop updating for two days.

Song Muchen, asking his assistant: "Where's the worst soundproofing in the room?" Then he stands beside the bathroom vent and shouts, "We're filming that lifestyle show next week, right?"

Yuan Qingcheng: I've got an idea! Three chapters about the lifestyle show, ten thousand words a day.

2. Yuan Qingcheng: Friends, please add my story to your library!

Song Muchen logs into his secret identity on Weibo: "I recently found a Song Muchen fanfic. It's not a self-insert romance. Some of the schedules in it match his real schedule, and even the outfits are right. Go check it out, everyone. ID: xxxxxxxx"

Yuan Qingcheng: Where did this enthusiastic fan come from? My library count shot up by tens of thousands overnight.

3. Yuan Qingcheng, eyes red and swollen: "Song Muchen, please let me go."

Song Muchen: "That's not how you wrote it in your novel. Didn't you say we'd go at it until dawn?"

Theme: Overcoming setbacks and never giving up