Also known as “Three Sentences That Make a Dad Sigh 18 Times” and “How to Charge into Mini-Worlds with My Overpowered Family”
1.
Li Bailu, an outstanding employee of the quick transmigration bureau, failed six consecutive psychological evaluations, and the central AI lost its temper.
Central AI: I'm going to find your real dad and have him deal with you! Just you wait!
Li Bailu, a real orphan, didn't panic in the slightest. “If you can find him.”
So a certain Gotham billionaire, living far across the ocean, received an email:
You have a “Find My Dad” order to claim~
2.
After spending every day dealing with all kinds of protagonists, he became the real young master of a wealthy family who'd been lost for years.
The gorgeous policewoman eldest sibling, the handsome delinquent second sibling, the young CEO third sibling, and the school bully fourth sibling: Li Bailu thought he'd gotten trapped in some weird novel and couldn't get out.
Li Bailu, a real quick transmigration bureau wage slave: I don't want to be stuck in a work-world storyline with no way out!
And to top it off, his biological dad was handsome and gentle, and incredibly capable, but loved cosplaying as a playboy.
Li Bailu: May I ask, do you have some special interest in playing the pig to eat the tiger?
Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman: …
3.
Bruce thought he'd stumbled into a massive conspiracy. A child suddenly claiming to be his, a mysterious email in his inbox, an absurd world setting…
He stayed alert, made plans, drew up Plan A and Plan B, and studied quantum mechanics, parallel universes…
But what he got was:
“You were just a stand-in I picked. The one I truly love is her!”
Bruce: …Is this a legitimate line of work?
His supposed child used methods so absurd that they never followed convention. One strange scheme after another, always looking for a way to get out of a direct confrontation and make someone else take the blame.
Faced with the outlaws in the novel, Dad decided to roll up his sleeves and handle things himself. He was ready for the kids, who felt insulted, to turn against him. At the very least, this farce had to stop!
Li Bailu, gradually discovering the joys of slacking off: Wait, this is allowed!? I can get paid for lying around?
Bruce: …
4.
Li Bailu used to think taking his dad along to work was embarrassing, until he met Bruce.
A luckless wage slave met a softhearted god; a pitiful orphan met the father fate had chosen for him.
They worked diligently and efficiently, and even got to take spontaneous trips through the worlds of novels. They seemed ready to find the perfect balance between work and relaxation…
Then, in the blink of an eye, they were back in reality. Wayne Manor had turned into a castle straight out of an old-school Western fantasy RPG. Zombies wielded enormous cleavers, and ghostly mages gave chase…
[Hello~ We're sorry to inform you~ A mini-world has invaded reality~]
Bruce Wayne, head of the Wayne household, receiving this notice for the first time: …
Li Bailu, who'd just finished a job: …
He really was going to blow up at the garbage that kept forcing him to work overtime. He might as well start by tearing apart the world consciousness invading reality :)
A wage slave's resentment is heavier than a ghost's. After rescuing the young CEO, he's set to rescue the old CEO. At last, he finds love around the corner and comes face to face with Gotham's homegrown vigilantes.
System: Evil cat-eared man?
Li Bailu: …Don't make me laugh when I'm this resentful. Seriously.
Batman, AKA Li Bailu's dad: That's enough! He said that's enough!
5.
In the end, Li Bailu finally learned that his family weren't novel protagonists. They were just ordinary Gotham vigilantes~
Li Bailu: Fine. That's still better than being trapped in a novel forever.
His current boyfriend, another victim of the whole mess, Tim, AKA Red Robin: …So that's really how you feel?
Li Bailu: Not exactly.
Even a luckless wage slave wants to protect the vigilantes around him~
Warnings:
Not a traditional quick transmigration story, and mixed with Infinite Flow. A fun story with a serious core, written in a style similar to the blurb… Anyway, it's chaotic, with heavy OOC. Please decide whether to read based on your tolerance.
Everyone's coming along, so the whole family gets to transmigrate, one at a time. Be patient, everyone~ (not really)
tips:
1. Batman's kid fiction. The protagonist genuinely has the mindset of a wage slave and doesn't become a superhero.
2. Pairing with the Red Robin. No romance before adulthood.
3. No bashing anyone in the Batfamily. Long-suffering Batman can actually talk, and the family gets along like a normal, loving family~
Coming soon:
[Infinite] Nothing But Robins in the Gacha Pool? An unlucky player pulls Red Robin in a ten-pull, then the two kids adventure through Infinite worlds and fish the Justice League out of the gacha pool.
[Western Crossover] How to Claim Your Relatives After Wandering into Gotham. Hunting for artifacts and surviving everyday life in Gotham, a low-budget Jackie Chan Adventures for modern college students.
[Western Crossover] The Holmes Family of Gotham: “In my most miserable year, I nearly survived by writing Sherlock fanfic…”
The free extras for Batman's Kid, but a Part-Time Medium are updating slowly next door…
Theme: Knowledge is power
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Just like this, I was caught off guard.
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Big is the "hind leg" [make me healthy]
What happened?
No more updates? QAQ
The timeline of this small world is not linear? ?
I really like the battle damage... I feel so distressed... The battle damage is delicious... I feel so distressed...
Just like this, I was caught off guard.
Dear Chef: Seeing words is like meeting each other, showing trust and comfort. Liking your rice is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in the world. It is not about weighing the pros and cons, or being motivated by sex, but suddenly having someone like you makes me worried and unable to let go. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning, a nap at noon, or a night filled with stars, I want to spend it with you. Don't doubt why I like you, just like fish fall in love with the sea, birds fall in love with the sky, I don't quite understand what this means, I think it's like breathing, no need to practice, just because it's you. By the way, if there is still food, please remember to distribute it, I am still hungry.
"Only the law of time is something that is taboo to the gods several times", which is a big bug for the author~ several times - basic, taboo - taboo
OK, I use the most straightforward, the least roundabout, the most unobstructed, the most unavoidable, the most direct to the topic, the most straightforward, the most clear and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most neat and smooth. , The most concise and smooth speaking, the most direct and smooth, the most direct to the point, the smoothest and smoothest, the most hearty and smooth, the most unreserved, the most free and smooth, the most straightforward, the most free and clear, the most clear and clear, the clearest clear and smooth, the clearest and smoothest to speak, the most straightforward to speak, the most straightforward and smooth, the most straightforward and smooth, the most direct and smooth, the most straightforward and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most straightforward, the most clear and easy to understand, the most transparent and white , the most straightforward, the most neat and straightforward, the most concise and direct, the most straightforward, the most direct to the point, the most unobstructed, the most hearty, the most unobstructed, the most unobstructed, the most outspoken, the most free To speak without restraint is the most lively and direct, the clearest and most thorough, the most clear-cut, the most joyful and smooth, the most straightforward and clear, the most straightforward, the most direct and straightforward, the most understandable, the most straight to the point, the most concise , the most straightforward, the clearest, the clearest, the most refreshing, the least sloppy, the most concise and clear, the most enjoyable, the most straightforward, the most to the point, the most to the point, the most Outspoken, the most straightforward, the most unreserved, the most unimpeded, the most articulate, the clearest in speech, the most fluent in expression, the clearest in articulation, the most eloquent, the most eloquent, the most articulate Teeth, the most eloquent, the most outspoken, the most eloquent, the most to the point, the most concise, the most sonorous, the most resounding, and the most coherent. Let me tell you, this book is invincible and good to read.
"Having superpowers, Superman and his son also..." This is a big bug for the author~ Big is the "hind leg" [make me healthy]