Immortal Venerable, It’s a Happy Pulse!

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Xie Lanyi is the foremost cultivator in the cultivation world. Detached and aloof, he is upright and old-fashioned, a lofty and untouchable beauty whom everyone keeps at a distance.

Yet lately, the lofty beauty Xie Lanyi has felt that something is wrong with his body.

He keeps feeling dizzy and nauseous for no reason. He also feels uncomfortable all over when cultivating, and is often weak and drowsy.

When someone examined him, they diagnosed him with a pregnancy pulse!

Xie Lanyi: ...

He has been single for three hundred years, and has never even touched a man's hand. How could he be pregnant?

Determined to find out what was going on, Xie Lanyi launched an investigation.

But no matter how much he looked into it, he found nothing suspicious. Then one night, he suddenly woke up to discover he was sleeping beside his sworn enemy.

Xie Lanyi: ...

Case closed.

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Feng Luan has been secretly in love with Xie Lanyi ever since the first time he saw him.

To express his feelings, Feng Luan had hinted at them to Xie Lanyi more than a thousand times, both openly and subtly.

Unfortunately, the Immortal Venerable was a block of wood and never understood his hints.

Unable to have the one he loved, Feng Luan was beside himself with anxiety. He was just planning to kidnap the Immortal Venerable and bring him back to be his Demon Queen when...

The Immortal Venerable came riding the wind and started stripping him without so much as a word!

Feng Luan: ??? Am I dreaming??? Never mind, even if this is a dream, I have to enjoy it while I can!!!

And so they spent a blissful night together. The next day, Xie Lanyi disappeared again!

Feng Luan: ...So last night really was a dream?

Just as Feng Luan was lost in his beautiful dream, Xie Lanyi returned once more beneath the moonlight...

Feng Luan had no idea what was going on, but he was more than happy to go along with it, until one night...

The dazed look in Xie Lanyi's eyes gradually cleared.

Xie Lanyi gritted his teeth: I wondered what kind of demon was at work. Feng Luan, so it was you. You are truly despicable and shameless.

Feng Luan: ?????? [It wasn't me! I didn't do it! I'm innocent!!]

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