Divorce? I'll Take 20% Off

Also known as "Hello, Divorce," "Did You Play Matchmaker Today?" and "One More Name on the Divorce Papers."

Chi Congyan × Yu Biesong

A sunny, smiling, flirtatious college student × a cold, refined little immortal with skin hunger

Full blurb: Under the new marriage law, you won't need to be present to get married in the future. All you'll need is your ID card.

Chi Congyan's mouth twitched. "What brainless idiot came up with this insane idea?"

The next second

Chi Congyan opened his eyes again and found himself lying on a cloud.

...Come on, I can't have died just from saying that.

Chi Congyan stood up and stretched his arms and legs. Two seconds later, he noticed something unbelievable.

Well, okay. This life had turned him straight into Spider-Man.

But why were the webs shooting from his fingertips black?

Just as Chi Congyan tried to see if he could shoot them, a cold voice spoke up. "Black threads? Your life must be miserable enough already. Why come and make trouble for everyone else?"

...What are you talking about, man?

Chi Congyan had no idea what he meant, but his personality, ingrained since childhood, made him snap back on reflex. "Your life must be going great, and yet you died right alongside me. Says a lot about you."

At the Matchmaker Stone in the distance, Yu Biesong had been working just fine, with no idea he was about to die. "...You'd better hope you never need a matchmaker."

Chi Congyan scoffed, never suspecting that one day, his own name would start to glow red on the Matchmaker Stone...

Short blurb: Someone convinced he could never fall into the swamp of love and someone convinced he could keep himself from touching other people's skin end up together, kicking off a chaotic, bickering everyday life.

P.S. A lighthearted comedy. Hope you enjoy reading.

Blurb recorded on 2024.11.24.

Theme: Cherish the person by your side.