[Coming soon: After a Poor Straight Guy Accidentally Provokes the Handsome School Daddy, blurb at the very bottom]
Ruthless, smiling eunuch x bold, outspoken young master who loves making a scene
Huan Jiuling was unlucky enough to transmigrate into a book and become a brainless extra everyone hated.
He was born into a merchant family. Because his delivery took too long, his brain had been deprived of oxygen, leaving him a little slow to react.
As a child, other kids his age pointed at him and laughed.
As a teenager, he was tricked into taking the blame for all sorts of misdeeds.
As a young man, he started attending school, where his classmates egged him on to recite a poem mocking eunuchs.
As luck would have it, the poem reached the ears of a eunuch with considerable power. He immediately sneered and ordered the original owner to come to his residence and serve him.
Huan Jiuling happened to arrive on the very day he was to enter the eunuch's residence.
Huan Jiuling: Is there still time to run?
On his first day at the eunuch's residence, Huan Jiuling planned to keep his head down and observe the situation.
But then
"So you're the little punk who insulted the eunuch? And you expect me to serve you? Dream on. Go wash that pile of dirty clothes!"
Huan Jiuling: Who do you think you are?! Even my parents never made me do laundry!
So he cried, threw a fit, and threatened to hang himself, making a scene right in front of the damn eunuch.
The eunuch had few good qualities, but being handsome sort of counted. They said everyone who offended him or got on his nerves was dead.
Huan Jiuling: I don't care! Even if you beat me to death, I won't do someone else's laundry in winter!
The next moment, a chillingly amused voice sounded above his head. "Are you looking for death?"
Huan Jiuling gritted his teeth. He hadn't even managed to say, "So what if I am?" when he saw...
The damn eunuch's sinister gaze had passed over him and fixed on the servant who had insisted he do the laundry in the dead of winter.
Huan Jiuling: ???
He didn't understand, but the eunuch inexplicably indulged him. Huan Jiuling lived up to expectations, becoming more and more outrageous until his spoiled nature could no longer be hidden.
At a spring banquet, Huan Jiuling's classmates heard what was happening and went to see him make a fool of himself.
Flowers bloomed thickly and leaves hung heavy, their fragrance drifting through the air. In a secluded spot along a winding path, the little fool they hadn't seen in ages sat sideways on the lap of a handsome man. The man held a plump, round grape to his lips.
But Huan Jiuling frowned, turned his head, and pouted. "It's not fresh anymore. I don't want it. Eunuch, go peel me a fresh one."
Everyone: !!!
There were countless people in this world who hated Zhao Yong, but very few survived to fight him to the end.
When he first arrived in Jiangnan to supervise the construction of a dike, he soon heard that someone had written a poem insulting him.
Zhao Yong knew scholars prized their integrity, so he came up with the heartless plan to make the scholar serve at his residence.
He intended to find an excuse to kill him after a while.
Who knew the man would be so spoiled, like a little cat?
He even felt like one to touch. Unexpectedly, petting him eased the headaches that had plagued Zhao Yong for years, and the murderous rage boiling in his heart finally subsided.
So he raised Huan Jiuling like a willful cat.
But as he kept him, the cat grew more and more demanding, crawling into his bed every day.
Zhao Yong was helpless. What else could he do but spoil him?
The blurb was captured and saved on November 23, 2024.
After a Poor Straight Guy Accidentally Provokes the Handsome School Daddy
1.
Xu Xingmian came from an ordinary family and went abroad to study. Unlike the other privileged rich kids, he worried every day about how to earn enough for living expenses.
A friend took pity on him and recommended a part-time job, saying he was the only one who could do it.
A rich second-generation heir's girlfriend had been stolen by someone, and he planned to pay a hefty sum to hire someone to teach the guy a lesson.
Xu Xingmian: This job is too easy!
He rolled up his sleeves and put on a fierce expression. Then
A sexy bunny costume with drooping ears was presented to him.
Xu Xingmian: ?
2.
Bowen Hawthorne was the heir to a traditional British aristocratic family, as well as a donor to the BA University scholarship fund.
He was always a gentleman, courteous and gracious, but no one knew that in matters of intimacy he had a terrifying possessiveness and need for control.
A friend arranged a villa party. Well into the night, men and women threw themselves into the revelry. Bowen found it terribly boring and was just about to leave when someone crashed right into him.
In the dim, hazy light, the boy's flushed face was framed by the long white ears hanging on either side. Apparently too nervous, he clenched his fingers and spoke in a soft voice: "Sir, did you order a bunny?"
Bowen's eyes darkened. He stared at the boy's beautiful face and accepted the offer.
3.
The part-time job went smoothly. Xu Xingmian had the playboy who'd stolen someone else's girlfriend wrapped around his finger, and every day the man tried to get closer to him.
Xu Xingmian stalled and stalled until the rich heir finally paid him. Then he immediately cut off contact and disappeared, taking the money and settling down to study.
At last, before the academic year ended, he became the sole recipient of the BH scholarship.
On the day of the award ceremony, Xu Xingmian followed the principal to thank the donor.
He looked up and promptly collapsed to the ground, his legs giving out.
4.
Only then did Xu Xingmian realize he'd gone after the wrong person. He'd provoked the one person he should never have messed with.
He was consumed with worry, afraid the scholarship he hadn't received yet would slip away, so he planned to explain himself and offer a sincere apology.
That night, someone lifted Xu Xingmian from the carpet and pulled him into his arms. Calloused fingertips brushed his reddened lips, making tears spring to his eyes.
The man's palm rested on his knees, flushed just as red. With an adoring, satisfied sigh, he said, "My Bunny, you're so beautiful."
Theme: Boundless love grants boundless courage.
To be honest, Liang Xiangyi is a little ignorant. How can he target a person as the number one scholar?
La la la, it's all over. 💪 💪 💪
Update faster, faster, I can't wait. Can you pretend to finish the update all at once, but it turns out it's all finished? [Hands together][Horses]
[Throwing flowers] Wow! Look what I found!!
Why is my subscription rate 0? I bought every previous chapter.
Updated on January 1st hahahaha I still waited until the wedding
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Sudden update, love it
When will the welfare extra episode [cry loudly][cry loudly]
La la la, I feel like the ending is a little rushed [cheek holding] [cheek holding]. I'm used to reading one chapter before going to bed. I can't sleep after it's finished. 🥺 🥺