Let Go of That Villain, Let! Me! Handle It!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To be revised) As an outstanding graduate among this year's graduating class at System University, unit EC2570 drew his first assignment: a beginner-level mission to save a villain and prevent him from turning evil.

EC2570: A little villain? Piece of cake!

Following the lesson plan, he chose the currently most popular type of Host: a sweet, delicate, soft-bodied beauty with a pretty face and a soft head. He also gathered a stack of guides. "With these guides, winning over the villain will be easy!"

The genuinely silly, pretty Host: Yay!

EC2570 thought the villain rescue plan would be simple and trouble-free. He never expected his Host to keep getting into one mess after another.

Part 1.

When the villain was cornered and beaten in an alley, EC2570 shouted excitedly, "This is it! Go!"

The silly Host charged into the crowd, but before he could recite his chuunibyou lines, he accidentally bumped into one of the thugs facing the villain. The thug's club came down right on the villain's head.

EC2570: ?

The silly Host: Hehe~

EC2570 took a deep breath. "Move aside. I'll do it!"

Part 2.

In winter, the villain was locked in a restroom. A bucket of water mixed with ice was about to come pouring down on his head. EC2570 shouted excitedly, "This is it! Go!"

The silly Host yelled and slammed his shoulder into the door, knocking over the bucket perched on it and drenching the villain from head to toe.

EC2570: ?

The silly Host: Hehe~

EC2570 clenched his fist. "Move! Let me handle this!"

Part 3.

The villain had nowhere to go and was pitifully living on the streets. EC2570's eyes shone with excitement. "This is it! We have to save him now!"

At last, the silly Host proved reliable. He coaxed the villain into coming home with him, finally able to offer him shelter from the wind and rain. But before they even got inside, the Host's parents, who had been away on a business trip, suddenly came home and unceremoniously kicked the villain out.

EC2570: ...

The silly Host: Hehe~

EC2570 gritted his teeth. "I'll do it!"

Relying on his extensive theoretical knowledge and several trips into his Host's body, EC2570 finally managed to complete the initial mission. Satisfied, he wrapped it up and returned to the System, ready to become a full-fledged employee. But to his surprise, he saw an unexpected figure at the Extraordinary Events Bureau.

The man, radiating a sinister aura, gave him a transparently fake smile. Then he opened his arms, an immense oppressive presence bearing down as he spoke: "Darling, weren't you supposed to win me over? Why did you run off first?"

[The top has always been able to tell the difference between the bottom and the Host.]

[The top and bottom have never used anyone else's body for any interaction beyond kissing, including kissing.]

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