[Cold, ruthless bottom who shoots people down nonstop] x ["You're cold, you're heartless, you're unreasonable," endlessly blabbering top]
Blurb:
Qiao Han was seventeen, a hopeless romantic. Even with only five yuan in his pocket, he'd borrow another yuan from a classmate to buy Jiang Shuo an egg pancake with extra egg and sausage.
At twenty-seven, Qiao Han had gotten over his lovesickness. Every day, Jiang Shuo would prattle in his ear about marriage and wanting a proper title, but Qiao Han fended him off with excuses like "I'm broke" and "I don't have time."
Jiang Shuo remained calm. In the middle of the night, he sat by Qiao Han's bed, switched on a bright lamp, and lovingly drew a marriage certificate for the two of them. He drew it terribly, too: Qiao Han's face looked like a pancake that had been squashed flat.
Jiang Shuo calmly asked Qiao Han if he was sick of him.
Qiao Han had been dead tired, but the moment he heard that, he was wide awake. Struggling to keep the corners of his mouth from turning up, he said, "If that's what you think, there's nothing I can do. We might as well break up. Whoever takes it back is a puppy."
Jiang Shuo couldn't stay calm anymore. He was about to start acting crazy.
Theme: As long as life goes on, keep striving
