
Help, My Nemesis Keeps Trying to Touch My Tail!
救命,死对头总想摸我尾巴!
by Zhu Jin (烛瑾)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 97k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
(1)
If you asked Chu Qinghe who he hated most in the world, the answer would be none other than Xie Yisui.
That guy relied on his handsome face to steal both the title of campus heartthrob and the student council presidency as soon as he arrived at S University. Even the aloof goddess Chu Qinghe was pursuing dropped her reserve to fuss over Xie Yisui.
Chu Qinghe was furious. He felt that his dignity as a top-tier alpha had been challenged, and from then on, he unilaterally declared Xie Yisui his sworn enemy, opposing him openly and in secret.
During a basketball game, Chu Qinghe planned to show off and make Xie Yisui suffer a crushing defeat in front of all the omegas.
But Xie Yisui made a buzzer-beating dunk that won the game. The moment Chu Qinghe caught the scent of his pheromones, his whole body went weak and his head started spinning. He didn't even have time to hurl an insult before running to the restroom.
He had just splashed water on his face and was about to leave when that damned nemesis walked in. Chu Qinghe glared and charged into him, only to bounce backward several steps and topple over.
The next second, sweet omega pheromones filled the air. Xie Yisui wrapped an arm around his waist and laughed as he watched fuzzy, pointed ears sprout from Chu Qinghe's head.
"With all that snarling and clawing, I thought you were a little tiger roaring at everyone."
"Turns out you're a kitty who goes meow."
(2)
At the hospital, the doctor told him he had undergone a rare second differentiation. He had gone from a top-tier alpha to a top-tier omega.
Worse still, he had developed pheromone dependency disorder. He couldn't control his pheromones and was always dizzy and feverish. The only way to ease the symptoms was to be marked by Xie Yisui.
In the hallway, Chu Qinghe shoved Xie Yisui against the wall and threatened him. "You can't tell anyone about this. And you have to help treat me. If you refuse, I'll... I'll beat you up!"
Xie Yisui leaned casually against the wall with his arms crossed. "Is that so?"
He looked at the campus bully's tiptoes, upright cat ears, and swishing tail, and showed no sign of being intimidated.
Neither threats nor sweet talk worked. The bully's cat ears drooped until they stuck out sideways, and his tail curled between his legs. Just as Chu Qinghe was about to cry, Xie Yisui said coolly,
"I might be willing to help, but what's in it for me?"
The cat-eared bully asked pitifully, "W-what do you want?"
In the next instant, they switched positions. Before Chu Qinghe could react, he was pinned against the wall. A long-fingered hand held his soft cat tail and gently kneaded the flesh beneath its fur.
Xie Yisui spoke softly against his neck. "When I want to touch your tail, you'll show it to me."
"Understood?"
Chu Qinghe's eyes welled with tears. His weakness exposed, he let out a soft,
"Meow..."
(3)
Chu Qinghe realized that Xie Yisui was getting more and more outrageous. It was one thing for him to keep stroking his tail until Chu Qinghe meowed, but he also kept kissing him at every opportunity: in haunted houses, while swimming, even in the shower. He'd kissed Chu Qinghe's lips raw.
His friend stared at his swollen, crimson lips and asked, "Chu, did you eat spicy strips again?"
Ashamed and at a loss for words, Chu Qinghe, who had been chewed on like a spicy strip, could only cling to the culprit's back and scratch him as hard as he could.
Xie Yisui, the biggest fan of "spicy strips" and the best cat butler, grabbed his mischief-making wrist. "Love your life. Protect your nails. I'll clip them all for you later."
Chu Qinghe was so angry he bit him.
Xie Yisui liked to stroke Chu Qinghe's tail from tip to base, until Chu Qinghe's bottom stuck up higher and higher. One day, he even managed to bring on Chu Qinghe's heat.
Red-faced, Chu Qinghe immediately pinned his nemesis to the bed and tried to force himself on him like a domineering cat.
Xie Yisui: ?
Chu Qinghe: "Man, you're the one who got me worked up. You're responsible."
Xie Yisui: "How am I supposed to take responsibility?"
Chu Qinghe: "I'll be very gentle with you."
Xie Yisui: "...Are you sure?"
[Reading Guide]
1. A cold but cat-obsessed, sweet-on-the-inside campus heartthrob top × an arrogant but clueless, beautiful campus bully bottom. Both are each other's first and only, happy ending, lighthearted with no angst, incredibly sweet, incredibly sweet, incredibly sweet. That's important, so I'll say it three times. If it's not sweet, I'll... get you.
2. No children in the main story, but there are children in the extras. Xie, the campus heartthrob, gets the two cutest kittens in the world. Heaven is so unfair.
3. The setting includes many original details. Please don't compare it to reality. Readers with extreme character preferences, research obsessions, or strict logic standards, please don't read. Thank you, beautiful, kind-hearted darlings who are sure to make a fortune.
4. The blurb was screenshotted on November 20. Plagiarism will be pursued.
Coming soon: My Amnesiac, Beautiful Nemesis Can Be My Wife Too
Something big has happened in the S City business world.
The business world's "goddess," born poor but risen to the upper class, has not only gone bankrupt but has also been in a terrible car accident.
The "goddess" is a man, beautiful but incredibly foolish. He had to pick a fight with the Qin family's young master, and rumor has it that not long after the accident, the young master took him away. Everyone thinks he'll be toyed with until he's ruined.
When Qin Shao arrived at the hospital, this was the Shi Jin he saw.
A loose hospital gown covered his thin limbs. A white bandage covered his eyes, and his face was pale as he gazed around in confusion, beautiful and pitiful.
Qin Shao watched him for a few seconds. When Shi Jin asked who he was, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on Qin Shao's face.
"I'm your husband."
He had expected Shi Jin to get angry, or at least not really believe him. But Shi Jin, blind and amnesiac, only asked in a small voice,
"Then can I touch you?"
Qin Shao: ?
Where do you want to touch?
*
His nemesis had fallen on hard times, so of course Qin Shao took advantage of the situation and brought him home, intending to torment and humiliate him. But his nemesis was so delicate and pitiful. He didn't even need to lift a finger. Just raising his voice a little made his nemesis tear up and hide in his arms.
His nemesis wasn't as tough as he seemed. He was afraid of the dark and of thunder.
His nemesis wasn't healthy either. He was always coming down with a cold or a fever.
Apart from warming the bed at night, even the dog was more useful than him.
Qin Shao pulled him out of his arms and looked at those red, tearful eyes. After a moment's silence, he scowled and stuffed him right back into his embrace.
Forget it. He'd better get him healthy before humiliating him.
Before long, his nemesis needed Qin Shao to feed him, sleep beside him, hold his hand when they went shopping, and let him sit on his lap to play with his toys.
Qin Shao irritably pushed him away, only to see a startling streak of blood on his pants. And then... he discovered his nemesis's biggest secret.
Everyone in S City waited for Shi Jin to be ruined and discarded, but years passed and it never happened. Instead, an even more outrageous rumor began to spread.
Have you heard? The young master of the Qin family coldly washes his wife's underwear.
*
Shi Jin had forgotten his past and even who he was. The only person by his side was a short-tempered man who was surprisingly easy to get along with.
The man's attitude toward him was strange. He was always scolding him and smacking his bottom, yet he also cared for him with all his heart. He was a contradictory and extraordinary husband.
Shi Jin felt helpless, but every night, as he rubbed against the man's stubbly chin, he felt strangely safe.
Until he regained his memory.
Shi Jin touched his slightly rounded belly, his heart heavy with sorrow.
Maybe he should leave after all.
※※ Gender-bending, pregnancy, sex addiction, nemeses, amnesia, blindness, running away while pregnant. Sweet and doting, no angst.
Coming soon: Class Monitor, Stop Kissing Me! My Lips Are Swollen!
As class monitor, Lu Xingzhou was determined to look after every student. But he didn't like the new transfer student.
The transfer student was frail, gloomy, and timid. He always wore an ugly pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his long bangs hid his eyes. He looked grubby.
Everyone in class looked down on him and called him a country bumpkin.
Until one day, Lu Xingzhou discovered that the transfer student had nine tails.
He caught the boy as he tried to flee in a panic and looked him in the eye with a smile. "Interesting."
The country bumpkin wasn't a bumpkin at all. He was strikingly beautiful, with a beauty mark beneath his right eye.
The country bumpkin wasn't dirty either. He was pale and soft, with a faint blush even at the tops of his thighs.
He wasn't gloomy, either. He was a muddleheaded little dummy who couldn't even score in the double digits in math.
But he was definitely frail, Lu Xingzhou thought as he held the transfer student by the waist.
He should put on a little weight.
As he thought about it, Lu Xingzhou gave the transfer student another loud kiss on the lips, drawing a faint whimper.
*
Su Li was a trainee little demon at the Special Administration Bureau. He studied and supported himself in the human world, but his life changed drastically after the class monitor caught him carrying out a mission.
The class monitor became his guardian, responsible for helping him graduate high school and get into college, taking care of his daily needs, and even going on missions with him.
He was a kind, good human.
But the class monitor had one bad habit: he liked kissing Su Li on the mouth.
He kissed him when he failed a test, when he got hurt, and when he misbehaved.
His lips were all swollen from the kisses.
Clinging to the class monitor's neck and panting, Su Li thought to himself.
*Mini-scene:
In the bedroom, a beautiful, cool-looking youth sat in a man's arms, ears and tail standing upright.
"D-do you want another kiss?" the youth asked, the corners of his eyes red and his words slurred.
Lu Xingzhou: "Of course. Kisses make it stop hurting."
The youth touched his bottom and decided that it really didn't hurt anymore. He lifted his face in a daze. "Then... c-can you be a little gentler?"
Lu Xingzhou smiled, cupped his face, and kissed him deeply.
"Mmm..."
Half an hour later, the youth lay on the man's body, lips glistening and swollen, eyes full of tears.
Ugh, I'd said to be gentle.
※※ A cool, handsome, fatherly top × a beautiful fox bottom. Incredibly sweet, pampering, and satisfying.
If you like it, add it to your favorites, my darlings!
Premise: Fall in the sweetest love during the hottest years of youth.
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Teacher, I miss you 😭 please update soon
A small suggestion to the teacher: Try not to include real-life things or real place names in your writing. For example, if you write about the negative incident in Mount Tai, it will be suspected of smearing, regional discrimination, etc. Of course, I definitely don't think so. After all, it is a novel, but some people will say so. Another point is that the appearance of real-life things will affect the perception, which is very dramatic.
It's very interesting. What's the problem with the author? Don't give up❤️
Is it true that there are no more updates after a year? 😭
Why didn't you update it? What happened? 😭
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It's been three months. Will there be any updates? 😭
Madam, when will you update? 😭
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When will I enter v? I am eager to wait for updates every day [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]